pasty white kitty

-so imax was neh. we went and it was all 3D and cool and stuff but we were sitting at the very back of the theater because they assign you the seats the gestapos they are and they must give the stoned kids the back row that way they do not enjoy the movie to the fullest because as you are sitting there giggling about how amazing all these jellyfish look and wow they are right in front of your face and then they swim and disappear into the fro in front of you because they lady believes beehive hairdos are still the greatest thing. so that sucked. fros and 3D do not go well. so ya. save your money on the imax and just goto hawaii on may 7 and swim with the real thing.

-we needed new toothpaste so i went and bought that crest white expressions flavor stuff because i am all about whitening my teeth because carmandy from what not to wear says the best secret to looking younger and healthier and is a fresh white smile with crest premium white strips and i really do no think that is the secret but it is from carmandy because crest is paying her to say so and i believe carmandy because she has no last name it is just carmandy and people with no last name are pretty cool except prince he creeps me out hes totally gay but yet all these women are like SWOOON HE IS FABULOUS. and it is like HI IF YOU ARE USING THE WORD FABULOUS TO DECRIBE SOME GUY YOU LIKE THEN HE IS GAY!@#$ anyway the toothpaste flavor i got was lemon mint or something lemon and i do not like it it tastes like i am brushing my teeth with pledge.

-so i get a phone call last night from my mom and she was all laughing because she is like YOUR CAT IS A DRUGGIE and i am thinking uh what are you getting at and my parents have this cat nip plant out in the backyard and they my cat out to wander the backyard and what she normally does is eat like shitloads of grass and the conveniently pukes it all up inside on the carpet and it is obvious that is what you call kittykarma for maybe not feeding her when you should but anywayanyway so my dad emails me these pictures and he titles them DRUG CAT and it is of my cat patches all curled up in the cat nip planter cause she is all high or something. when a cat nip plant buds it totally looks and smells like weed and i wanted to smoke it once but my parents looked at me like UH OH INTERVENTION TIME so i just dropped it and drank a beer instead.



my cat is adorable all fucked up on cat nip no??? oh. i love her.