pink squids of gramma

-so i admit i like pink. the color is cool but i am talking about the singer pink. i think her husband that motorcycle guy is hawt in a weird way. i would love to be a fly on the wall while those two have sex. i bet pink pulls out massive dildos and carey is like YES. actually careys partner on Inked is even hawter. thomas i think his name is. i would hump. i would even pay. i can be sad like that. but anyway point being i think pink is a good singer BUT do not get me wrong i can not stand her pop shit music and i think it is a waste of such amazing vocal talent but sometimes she pulls out songs that are like wow and i love them and you can hear the amazing voice that she has that linda perry tote loved. i love linda perry. so anyway go check out this live version of pinks' 'dear mr president'. my favorite part is when she is like "you have come a long way from whiskey and cocaine" . hah. its funny cause it is true.

-so it is for sure i am going to the imax tonight all stoned to watch DEEP SEA 3D and i can not wait to see like 3D squids touching my face like i am sitting in the middle of a circle jerk.

-i just found out the my friends gramma who i have adopted as my gramma is coming in from moosejaw and i am so excited and i love gramma because she can make bacon like nobodys business and one time when friend shari and i went to go visit her we drove and on the way back she gave us bread and lettuce and tomatoe and i freezer bag of cooked bacon so we could make blts on the way home but all we did was eat the bacon and felt fat. it was so good. i can not wait to see gramma. in the excitement i went to see if i have this one picture i love of her and i and it is from a wedding and i look TRASHED and gramma loves it


i love that picture and in searching i found a couple of other pictures from when we went and visited gramma back in 2oo2


that is me and friend shari trying to ride a horse and it was fun but when the horse would run i was like THIS IS HURTING MY ASS and shari was like ME TOO and i was like I WISH I WAS IN THE CITY ON A BLAZE DRIVE and friend shari was like ME TOO.

and i think i have mentioned this but in moosejaw when you go into a pub you can order a 'schooner' of beer which is another word for HUGE MUTHAFUCKIN BEER and when i said can i get a pint of ricards red and she was like did you want a schooner and i had no idea to me it sounded something like a straw i dunno and i was like SURE and then they gave me that beer. that was the closest i ever came to grazing my fingers along the lines of heavens door.... sigh.