bitchy yellowness

-my asian boss lady has obviously effected me all OCD style in regards to horticulture... that word is funny WHORE-tuculter. whore. i like that word. but we have plants in the office and whenever there is a yellow leaf or something looks like it is dying she will come out and cut it off saying YELLOW PLANTS ARE BAD LUCK and i at first was like YOUR FUCKING CRAZY but now i have picked up the habit and there is this one palm type plant that most of the leaves have turned yellow and i have cut them all off and there is like one leaf left and there is a slight hue of yellow but i am not sure if it is me just wishfully projecting yellow onto the leaf so i can go over there to cut it off but then if i do i will be tempted to throw it away but i do not want to throw it away because when there are leaves on it is nice but right now it looks like a sad charlie brown tree.

-oh update time. 10 days till hawaii bitches!!!!!!

-i hate in relationships when you go through that phase where it is like MY BOYFRIEND IS AN ASSHOLE AND I HATE HIM to the point you sleep on the couch rather then sleep to the other person because even his touch repulses you you are so angry and then after a day of HI ... HOW ARE YOU... GOOD, YOU? ... FINE... GOOD I AM GOING TO BED conversations you start to miss the person you actually love and the anger goes away and then the other realizes you have simmered down and then the other will say something like sorry and then it turns into a massive sex fest all over the place and then after it is all like LOVE and i then feel gross and need a smoke and then something happens again where anger comes raging back up and it is the cycle all over again. it is exhausting but the sex is always good. tonight i think i will hate bitch some more...

-ohh.. boring story. back when i liked vagina or thought i did i was dating this girl and we tote were into each other and one day we went to a flea market and i bought this ring with her that had turtles on it and i put it on my finger but more like jammed it on and i could not get it off because i have big fat i-crack-my-knuckles knuckles and girlfriend said WELL NOW YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FORGET ME and it has been there for almost 6 years and last night i was washing my hand and suddenly it sorta just slipped off and it was weird. it then made me
all thoughtful and crazy and i started to think of girlfriend so i called her and i have not spoken to her for SO LONG and we talked like forever. it was nice.

that is her. but that was after we broke up and i was all realizing i actually liked cock.