jaw hair no more

-dear jaw. you still hurt when i open you too wide. i am unsure as to why. bitch actually thinks you are in pain from the leftover cold stuff which i was like BITCH YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT but after talking with coworker she said she would have jaw pains when little due to colds so because of you hurting jaw you made me realize bitch is not JUST a pretty face but has some intelligence or is very lucky with throwing out random diagnosisisis without actually knowing what he is talking about. dear hurting jaw please stop because just trying to figure out if i goto a doctor or a dentist is hurting my brain. i think it is a doctor but i will be angry if they say dentist. dear hurting jaw. stop. i had troubles eating my pizza sub from subway with no pizza sause with a tiny bit of lettuce and a bit of onion with extra mayo toasted please and i even splurged on got bacon but i had troubles enjoying because of you jaw. in other news mr. jaw my teeth stopped hurting and my scab has completely fallen (read: torn) off now so you should stop your bodily annoyance that you are causing. love me.

-my hair has hit that point again of absolute unstylability and the last person of professional salon qualities who cut it did an okay job but for 50 something bucks i would have liked the actual style to last more than a week so i am going somewhere new and i have an idea of what i want and this time i am going to a fag because at least he i think will have a better idea of what i am wanting since i have more faith with a fag cutting a fags hair than a hag cutting a fags hair. we shall see. if he does bad then i will not be angry because i have a 50% off coupon and i will punch him in the throat and that will make me feel better if my hair is shit.

-friend bucci is in germany visiting his other half and they saw paris hilton and they waved to her and she did not wave back. he hates her anyway. he has a present for me that apparently he purchased off drunk italian monks and they even blessed the gift for me in a drunken manor which i am hoping he is not meaning puke but then again who has drunken italian monk puke on a souvenier nobody except me that is who. bucci returns on saturday and he and i are going to partake in our own drink fest. he has an xbox that is chipped or something that it can play ANY game from ANY gaming console like i am talking nintendo, atari, genisis, super nintendo and like tons more from back in the day. i spent last sunday playing old nostalgic game after nostalgic game... its great.


like seriously it was sad how much fun i had....