sick riddled tv

-so thank you mr.weather changing gawds for changing the weather very suddenly to like super hot and nice where i can go out and smoke in the moring in my shorts or underwear pending on my levels of exhibitionismsims to getting up and throwing on layers of clothing to go out and smoke and shiver because it is all cold like and now because of the change of the weather i have one of those horrible change of the weather colds. every time i type 'change of the weather' i am reminded of an old limerick my dad always used to say about a man from madras who had balls made of glass and with the change of the weather he'd rub them together and lightining shot out of his ass or something like that but i always liked the one that now i think about it was not a limerick but it ended like 'paco now he was a fucker he lined his ass with shards of glass and circumsized the skipper' and that always made me giggle when i was young maybe a forshadowing of my gayness at the thought of a skipper sticking it into paco. i always prayed i would not meet paco. i like my foreskin. um anyway i am sick. everytime i am sick i bitch about being sick because i hate being sick. i was sent home yesterday from the office because i was sick. i watched really bad day time tv like rachel ray and that woman is annoying if i knew her somehow i would slip some sort of downer into her food but she has such an adundance of energy she probably would not even know. she smiles too much and laughs at stupid shit. then i did nothing. you know, what sick people do except blow snot everywhere and stuff. oh and then i watched more tv and i watch dog the bounty hunter and say what you will but i know tons of people out there who are like YOU WATCH THAT and i am like ya and then they are like YA ME TOOO all sad with themselves but i find it funny and they had this special about how he got arrested regarding the mexico thing where he captured that raptist guy who was the heir to max factor fortune and stuff and i think if he is sent to mexico to face charges i will lose all hope for man kind. not really but that is sorta sad. oh i also was flipping and i used to watch days of our lives when i was in high school with some chick friends and i always thought the lady who plays hope was pretty now she looks like skeletor and i am like ewww. beau is still pretty though. um what else. nothing really because i am sounding really sad from all the crappy tv i watched yesterday. ps i like neo-citron with rye and my mom told me so did my grandpa. and she would say to him DAD you are not to drink alcohol and then neo-citron and he would say NO i am drinking with the neo-citron. hah. just like me. tote loved that man. ::sigh::