who i would invite for meatloaf...

-if i were to have a meat loaf party and i could invite anybody dead or alive this is who i think i would invite.
first but not foremost i would invite jesus because i think it would be interesting to see if he would eat my meatloaf but i would be very blunt to him crown of thorns or no and i would be like LISTEN YOU THIS IS NOT THE HOUSE OF GOD SO IF I HEAR AS MUCH AS 1 PREACHYING SOUNDING PEEP FROM YOU...YOU ARE GONE!@#! and done.
i would invite Salvador Dali because well simply he is amazing and i would tell him as he came in LISTEN YOU THIS IS THE HOUSE OF DALI AND YOU CAN DO AND SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!@#! I LOVE YOU!@#! even if Dali told me that meatloaf should taste like a gelatinous testicle of a rhino hovering over a glistening vagina belonging to estelle getty then i would try my hardest to make a meatloaf of that description for him probably sans the glistening vagina of estelle getty though. i would invite Gala too because he loved her and i thought they were cute and when he met her he fell to the ground laughing because he had no other way of expressing the way he felt about her. cute huh...? i would invite only a couple of bloggers that do not live here but only a couple because i would not want Dali thinking i am too huge of a dork but i would invite elizabeth and raymi. raymi is intriguing and i want her to try my meatloaf and she can bring fil because he is pretty to look at but i would ration his meatloaf if he started talking 3rd person irl and elizabeth is just one of those people that in random emails it is like HELLO WE ARE SIMILAR and i think she is funny and plus i want to steal her dog mitzie oh ya ps elizabeth bring mitzie ... mitzie can have meatloaf too.
i would invite some good authors to tell me stories like tom robbins and john irving. then i would make them write me a novel after having meatloaf and i would tie them up and break their feet with sledghammers if they did not obey hi kathy bates. i would invite kathy but not because i only have so much meatloaf to go around. but i would have enough for maynard james keenan to sing us total awesome songs like leonard cohen covers ACTUALLY i would want him to serenade me with Famous Blue Raincoat and then break into I Want To Break Free by queen. yes i would. my party would rock. i bet jesus would leave first because he would tire of me trying to bite him since his blood is like wine or some shit like that. could you imagine... i wonder if it is like a merlot...?