Monday, September 25, 2006

jaw teeth elbows and snot

-so since i was/am sick well i am not really sick any more i am just in that phase where it is the after effects and when i say after effects i mean like tons of excess snot but ya since then i am just in the mood for complaining about stupid stuff like my jaw is fucked for some reason it is feeling like i preformed fellatio for something stupid like 5 hours or something and let me tell that is not the reason because i barely have the patience or attention span to blow off bitch for more than 2 minutes. i do not know what i did to it but i can only open it so far. maybe if i ignore it it will eventually go back to normal. who knows. um on friday night bitch and i enjoyed deep fried perogies and beer and at one point i bit into something and i do not know what something but whatever it was it shot pain all through out my right side of my teeth. it hurt like hell. then next day i went to drink a beer and i got the shooting pain from the cold. then again last night. i am thinking i fucked up one of my fillings or something. who knows. this morning it wasnt so bad. i hate dentists. my elbow from falling off my bike back when is pissing me off because the scab keeps getting snagged on stuff and ripping and it hurts like hell but probably not really but as i said i am just in a whiny fucking mood so for the time being YES it hurts like hell.

-what i can not complain about was mariah carey on saturday night and yes bitch and i did actually go see the concert and it was actually very good. say what you will about the diva bitch that she is protrayed as or is but girl can fucking sing. unlike all the poptarts out there since she is not concerned with dancing and shit she sings the whole way through and not skimping out on those ever famous high notes. it was good. except for this whiny guy named tray or tre or whatever but he sang two really bad r-kelly type songs and i almost left if he broke into a third but he was just there to keep us 'entertained' while she did a costume change that consisted of adding sunglasses and a necklase to what she was wearing previously. but ya. and busta ryhmes as an opening act was not too shabby either.

-i was waiting for bitch to get off work yesterday so i was in chapters and i always make a point of going to the art section to see if there are any more dali books that i do not already have and some dumb chick is standing in front of all the andy warhol books and she goes DARREN WHO IS ANDREW WARHOL .... IS HE A SINGER... WHY DOES HIS NAME SOUND FAMILIAR and i almost puked at her stupidity. to top it off her boyfriend did not even know. i wanted to say something but i saw she was wearing ankle socks with her flat half open toe shoes and i figure it would be a lost cause. she knew who tupac was though because she squeeled when she saw that 'TUPAC JUST PUT OUT A NEW BOOK... I MISS TUPAC... I BET HE STILL IS ALIVE...' um ya. i wish you could hit random strangers and not get charged for it.
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note: i think it may be the excess snot but i think the guy throwing the punch is sorta sexy in that hillbilly way.

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