poking the random pepper

-so ya last night i had the worst fucking dream ever ever like to the tune of someone was running around killing people with a mask a la scream and then i was confronted with this killer and when i saw the killer i stabbed the fucker in the throat and took the mask off and it was my mom and i cried in my dream like hardcore and she just said can you do it again to end this but do not pull the knife out so hard that sorta hurts and i cried more and she said its okay darling do this for mom and i did and i cried and i cried and i hated myself and when i awoke i was actually crying like almost on the verge of bawling and i never had that where i have woken up super duper super sad and all tears and snot everywhere it was weird and bitch was super concerned and then i could not really sleep properly and i wanted to call my mom and be like I WILL NEVER STAB YOU EVEN IF YOU HAVE KILLED PEOPLE but then at like 5 am she may think my marbles are being lost in the glasses of beer. i have never had a dream put me in a such a weird funk before. i need a drink.
random picture time!

i like this picture because it looks like the father unit is about to poke his fucking eye out but no he did not but it is a cool shot nonetheless.

girl just did NOT stick her hand into my cheeser pleeser bag!!! ps-i love cheeser pleesers when drunk it is like salty cheese styrofoam HEAVEN



btw that is friend meliza and i was offering my sperm to her to create babies. meliza is great.

when you have a boyfriend who is all like LETS PHOTOSHOOT DRUNK STYLE and i am like okay that is a great idea and then i see the pictures afterwards i realize i am a hardcore fag. but FIERCE!

oh and ps. guess who came into crapland last night while i was working my evening shift...

the drummer or whatever from red hot chili peppers and i did not know who he was i was just thinking he looked like someone i would give a blowjob too in the fitting room if he asked me but then this one girl was all freaking out in this quiet OMG OMG OMG way and he was nice to me i was helping him with jeans and he tried them on and he came out and they were neatly folded and he said THEY ARE NOT WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR and walked away he was nice then freaking-out co-worker goes up to him and is like ARENT YOU GONNA MISS THE CONCERT (they were playing at GM place last night and they were staying at the Four Seasons and the mall i work at is right below so he was just pre-show shopping) and he said well its only 7:00 and we go on at 9 so no and she said oh can i have your autograph and he did it politely. i am not a huge peppers fan but dude was cute but OLD looking. does not age well... whatev i was more excited about joanna kerns but i would not give her head in the fitting room.