cracking the prude

-so the last post someone commented and said i was icky. that made me think... am i icky. i am not icky i am just open to talk about whatever and my sense of humor is slanted to the sexual side yes but i am not like I EAT FECES... that is icky i am more like I WILL THROW FECES AT YOU BITCH WHILE RUBBING MY CROTCH because that is my level of humor which obviously people do not get and it reminds me of some fag i used to work with at thegap and he was so PRUDISH for a lack of a better word to the point where he would like cover his ears if i mention the word penis and dude was like 25 and i could not believe it yet he would see a picture of a good looking guy and drool over it and i would ask WOULD YOU BOTTOM THAT and he would give me the look like i just kicked his dog (which i would never do because i love dogs but i do like cats more) and say YOURE SOO GROSS and i would laugh and i would retort SO YOU WOULD TOP HIM THEN? and then he would walk away in disgust and i always felt like saying YOU ARE GAY GET OVER IT and then i realized it had nothing to do with him being gay but just a prude fag... gawd i dislike fags sometimes.

-this weekend was a little intense in the world of relationships... and i just realized that it would take WAY to long to get into but lets just say i am unable to contain my excitement on getting the fuck outta here with bitch to hawaii so we can have some good alone time away from friends who get friends trashed and then leave friends downtown trashed late at night walking away with crackheads. i understand it is not other peoples responsibility to babysit when you go out but when you see one of your friends walking away with a crackhead i think friends should step up and help friends out... not let them walk away to have their ipod stollen and have their shoes ripped off to be replaced by some gross ass red ones that belonged to a crackhead and THEN call the signifigant other of the person who just walked away with crackhead to say that OH I LOST YOUR BOYFRIEND HE JUST WALKED AWAY WITH A CRACKHEAD to have significant other totally STRESS OUT and stay awake until 4:00am and even have the mother unit come into town so you can drive around looking for the one who walked away. and believe it or not people I was not the person in question... thank you for your quick assumption though. bitch can drink like a fish too and get into some major trouble... all in all he is okay thank goodness. he is staying sober. i am too for his benefit. now that is love people.