menstrating mices

-i am guessing my psychosomatic ovaries are kicking in today or something i do not know but it is one of those days that i am all like FUCK YOU to whatever for whatever reason. i am feeling gross and not in shape from walking up a flight of stairs and i was like I NEED TO SMOKE AFTER THAT and i was like whoa i DONT need to smoke as i was weezing and then i want to cut my hair but then i want to shave it and i can not figure out what to do especially i have sammy the cyst living on my scalp and i just want to puncture it and take it out and throw it at someone and be like I AM TIRED OF SAMMY YOU MAY HAVE HIM NOW and then i think again because i do not know how to self stitch myself up. so whatev. instead i will cheer myself up by reminding me and people that i am going away AGAIN. i hate work so i am taking more time off and this time it is multiple destinations of fun:



the last one is lake tahoe for those who could not guess or were guessing somewhere in bc but it is not it is in nevada. i will be gone for two weeks. motorhome stylee bitches.
tee minus 3 weeks and 3 days. bitch whore will be coming with us too but he is unable to come for the full two weeks but will fly from las vegas. i just want him to come with us to disneyland so we can fornicate in the tea cup ride together and then get escorted out of the park by donald duck but i am hoping chip from chip and dale because they were so gay and cute and then i can tell everyone I WAS MASTURBATING ON THE TEA CUP RIDE AND A GIANT SQUIRREL KICKED US OUT and then i will get stabbed by dale because they are actually chipmunks.