deleting the shell foot

-so my long weekend was not that eventful like on friday night we hung out with some people bitch works with and i was totally bored and whatever then the next day i worked the whole day at crapland and my feet started to really hurt and i thought maybe it was just because they were angry that they have not done an 8 hour shift in a while and so i went home and rubbed them and there was actually something in the bottom of my foot with a layer of skin grown over and i was thinking right away OMG HAWAIIAN TICK HAWAIIAN TICK and so i poured hot water on my foot because i remember seeing on survivor africa if you get a tick in you you are to pour hot water because they do not like it and they will come to the surface but all that did was cause hot burning pain and no tick and so i picked at the skin and then squeezed and out popped a part of a sea shell. sexy huh?! i loved it. it was so weirdly fun watching something being squeezed out of your body. like a really big pimple and you pop it you get that feeling like I NEED A SMOKE THAT WAS SO GOOD. my foot does not hurt anymore.
sunday i took my computer to my dads to have it completely overhauled because my old roommate liked porn especially using my computer for that and he so nicely left computer porn virus' and std's all over my cpu so my dad was going to completely clean it off and in preparation i noticed that all of my 2005 pictures are gone and that was because bitch took the folder and hit delete thinking it was just a short cut on my desktop but no it was actually the folder with all of them in there. not much i can do but i was angry not like i-am-going-to-tear-out-your-jugular-with-my-pinky-finger-and-then-wire-your-jugular-vein-around-my-camera-connection-cord-so-everytime-i-download-pictures-i-will-be-reminded-by-your-glistening-vein-to-INSTANTLY-back-them-up-on-CD type angry but more like if-we-weren't-at-my-parents-right-now-you-would-have-your-camera-lodged-so-far-up-your-ass-you-would-be-choking-up-the-300-dollar-lens but my mom saw how angry i was getting and got me a beer. love moms.
then yesterday since my computer is better now and running properly without weird virus thingys bitch has been creaming and dreaming all about Simcity 4 and has had the craziest urge to play it and he has the old disk but he does not know the product key or something so i bought him a new copy and he loved it and i knew he would be on the computer for the whole day playing it so i bought grand theft auto san andreas which is so 'STREET' like the way the say BITCH as much as i do and the word MUTHAFUCKAS as much as they can. it is so funny. i like the riots and how you can beat up whores and they are usually the ones with the most money. whores! i played the game the whole day and when i would die and i would slam the controller down and smoke thinking I FUCKING HATE THAT GAME and then i would see nothing on TV so i would go back to the game and that cycle happened about 6 million times yesterday.