-the day before we left bitch and stayed at the fairmont yvr and it is a gorgeous hotel and we get to stay free because i have such a gorgeous smile
-i booked a smoking room and bitch did not like that whatsoever so he made me smoke in the closet where the fan was. sorta funny for obvious reasons
-we drank super expensive martinis called hawaiian orchids. the waitress was such a bitch and ignored us and i was all like I THINK SHE IS IGNORING US and bitch in his mean cuteness was all like WHATEV BITCH AINT GOING TO HAWAII TOMORROW IS SHE?!?
-upon arrival in honolulu. bitch was instantly in love
-to be continued....
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