-this last week i have been reaquainting myself with an old friend who i truly missed while in hawaii. that is good ol' canadian beer. and after the last week of reaquainting i have but one thing to say to american beer FUCK YOU!@#! seriously that shit is piss with a 4% alcohol percent or something pussy like that. last night bitch and i went out to our favorite place to drink on commerical and after 4 beers i was on the brink of doing something retardedly funny and stupid i was that drunk. i could not believe it. 4 beer...?! we even had sex and i do not even remember... 4 BEER?!?! keenan can vouch for me here i am like the family dog with table scraps when it comes to beer. i can keep consuming and consuming until i fall asleep. but 4 beers?!?! so FUCK YOU AMERICAN BEER for lowering my tolerance level that i worked so hard to achieve through countless nights of drinking with no reason and falling asleep in the most awkward places at the most inopprotune times all in the name of a high tolerance level to alcohol... and at the same time THANK YOU AMERICAN BEER because i forgot what it was like to be all hey i am trashed off 20 dollars of pub beer. but still FUCK YOU. and if any american is offended by this FUCK YOU and come to vancouver and i will buy you four beers and see how you feel and then tell me how offended you are by this post.
fuckin bud light... no wonder their 6 packs were only 4.99!
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