tango plus

-okay so i love tango and that is that. i went out last night and to a pet store and spoke with some hot daddy looking type guy that i found strangely attractive but i think it was because he was all knowledgable about turtles that i was all like fuck me now but anyway i was like i want the best for my turtle and i laid down 150 for the thing. thank gawd for christmas bonuseseses. your welcome tango you are worth it. now his water is a nice temprature, he has a cool new lil ramp thingy to hang out on and he loves to sleep in the new plants we added.

-so more about christmas... sure. um bitch got me this huge art easel so now i do not have to paint on the floor anymore all hunched over so i will not look like i have to live in notre dame which is great because i am short as is i do not need to be hunched back and lose more height. his parents totally got me this paint supply like paint and tons of brushes and also a table top easel. my parents bought me mortal kombat armageddon because i am a fucking loser and i love that whole franchise, um weirdly tons of dali stuff, new iron and ironing board which i did ask for believe it or not. um and stuff. you know random stuff i was hoping for another card game about selling weed like two years ago which my mom totally rules at selling weed in the game that is which is funny because she has never has smoked a joint in her life. anway it was good busy but good.

-now new years is coming and i fucking hate new years and i do not use the word hate lightly but i fucking hate new years. thank you.

christmas tango

-merry christmas. when i was little i would always ask for a turtle and my mother unit would always say NO THEY STINK AND CARRY DISEASE and i would do joking about brothers but anywayanyway so i never got a turtle and that was always stuck in my head that THEY STINK AND CARRY DISEASE and plus i did not want the responsibility well for christmas friends amanda and tanya thought bitch and i were ready and got us a BABY TURTLE!!! its a red ear slider and he is super super cute and i think it is a he or it could be a she i do not know and i do not care but i named him tango. i spent most of yesterday watching him. he is tiny and i am afraid to play with him just yet but i will. he finally started eating this morning because maybe he was not as scared shitless as he was the last two night. anywayanyway TANGO is the shit and i am fully going to take this on and if he dies i will kill myself. he will not stink because i will change the tank all the time and stuff. just you wait i will be the best turtle dad ever.
i do not have pictures up yet but i will when i go into work on wednesday. he is sooo cute. he does this thing where he swims to the water filter and goes in front of it and just thrashes about and i am not sure if he does it on purpose but it is cute and funny to watch. if anyone knows some good tips on turtle love let me know... i am new at this.
that is all for now. merry christmas.

update: here is my favoritestest picture of tango


when i originally posted i had not done much research and then i did and i will honestly say i was all like OH SHIT these things are high fucking maintence and not because i can not handle it i thought i would not have time to deal with it so i almost said we had to give it back because i did not want him to die and then ya. like A he should not be in gravel like in the picture because they eat like everything and needless to say gravel does not do friendly things to turtle digestive tracks and so ya we cleaned all the gravel out and we need certain type of lamps and ramps and heaters and shit and so ya. but i looked at him when i came home and i can not give him up. he is too cute. i love him. more than bitch. in that turtle way. seriously. i do. its quite sad....

sexy devil shots

-so congrats to raymi because she won best diarist with the weblog awards. it is funny though because there are all these angry house wives who do nothing but compose shit on their blog all day and they are like HOW DID SHE WIN and it is because she does not talk about her kid puking up gummy bears because no one cares.

-last night i did an early christmas exchange with friend skwirl and it was good and i gave her a painting, swarovski crystal, shirst, calendars and stuff. i spoil people i like. i got tattoo money because she is tired of hearing me say WHEN I GET PAID I WILL GET MY TURTLE TATTOO and also sex and the city season 4 because it is the bestestestest season of them all because that is when carrie dates ayden and he is in his underwear alot. i like ayden. he was cute in his whities. so it was nice. we drank wine, did shots of tequila and ate pizza oh and then played card games.

-i bought this new game for ps2 and i love it and it is driving me crazy at work i am just thinking of it and how i have to work tonight as well so i will not be getting home until like 11pm and how i want to play it but i can not until 11pm so i think about calling in sick to thegap so i can go home and play the game and then i get a text message from bitch who is like I AM OFF WORK TIME TO GO PLAY DEVIL KINGS and that is the name of the game and it makes me more antsy so i may just give up making 60-70 bucks tonight to just go home and play the game because i love it like marry it type love which is sad but i have no other good games right now.

-i have friday off and i am looking forward to doing nothing in the morning (the afternoon is all crazy like with stuff to do but tis the season) except play DEVIL KINGS!!!

-i need to post pictures because my words suck lately....

vote for the bruising nose present

-first off before i forget and then become a horrible friend though i have never met her but we exchanged enough emails that make me laugh to call her a friend and we fantasize about having wine parties and painting and eating genoa well at least i do so that is why i am saying vote for raymi for the weblog awards. okay please and thank you.


-on saturday i went to a friends birthday party at the bourbon and i should just stop going to places where they are named after alcohol because it usually leads to no good and after the birthday visit i WAS SUPPOSED to goto a christmas party but um the birthday visit turned into lets drink lots for birthday wendy (i call her dub-cawk) and ya then i sorta remember dancing with some tall amazonian chick who will 'grinding' her knocked her on the dance floor and then i remember waking up at home. apparently birthday girl had to bring me home. i text dub-cawk and said sorry and she said no harm because everyone thought i was cute and adorable even the bar manager when they asked dub-cawk to please make me leave. i also have a brusie on my nose and a scraped elbow but i do not know the story and i do not want to.

-i tried to christmas shop last night with friend skwirl and did not work so much we just kep ending up at the lennox doing shots of tequila and double rye and gingers oh and AMAZING chicken wings covered in rock salt and pepper and i told waitress lady i love dabbing my finger in the rock salt so she brought a small little side dish of rock salt and when she cleared the plates aways she left the dish of rock salt for me and she soooo solidified her tip. good girl.

slipping out the industry gift

-the other night bitch and i were sitting and talking and he made some mention of my idustrial piercing that has been there foreverever and when i say foreverever i am meaning like when i broke up with my first girlfriend ever and ya i am one of those fags who have, how do i put this politely, actually penetrated a vagina with my penis and came and also went down on serveral too which was weird since i got off on that more than the sex with chicks but that is a seperate story all on its own and ya i got that piercing after i broke up with chickypoo who was fucking bi polar which hey i am not against but they have medication for that and i can easily guess she did not take the medication because what a fucking yo yo of emotions it was to go out with her it was like love you and hate you and love you and hate you and BREAK UP and i miss you love you miss you love you lets get back together and i am like OKAY and then love you hate you love you hate you and me going WHERE ARE THOSE BRUISES (which looked like hickeys but i gave her the benefit of the doubt) COMING FROM and she would say BOXES and then i later found out BOXES=guy she worked with so ya after that piece of information it was done and i got pierced because i was young and stupid and like I AM IN PAIN LETS INFLICT PAIN TO KNOW I AM ALIVE or some bullshit crap like that and ya. but anyway in discussing this with bitch i was like WHY AM I STILL HAVING THAT IN MY EAR and i took it out. bye bye memories of first (and last) bi polar ex girlfriend whose boughts of fellatio i did enjoy thanks to her multipierced tongue and slurpees. wow that is some past dirty laundry eh.

-i am supposed to be going to a early christmas party with friends tyler et all and it was difficult to decide whether i should go or not because tonight is the top model finale but i already know carridee is going to win so ya i am going to go and we do this thing called a 'chinese gift exchange' or something like that but one person opens a gift and then the next person goes and if they do not like it they can steal from the person who already opened a gift and i am not sure why this is called a chinese gift exchange because well if that is how chinese people exchnage gifts normally no wonder the majority just give money at christmas time because um ya that is tons easier then getting your hello kitty doll you always wanted taken by your older gay brother who is amazing at piano playing. i am going to buy a bottle of 'painted turtle' wine and include a small canvas with a turtle that i painted so my theme to my gift is painted turtle because i am a fucking genious like that and if they do not appreciate my theme i am going to fuck some people up.

pictoral interlude - fountain freezing

-this is the fountain outside of the office building and it was running during the snow-cold-storm thingy and the water kept freezing and ya it just looked neat.





and here is a picture of me since i like pictures of me wearing my first ever blazer because it actually sorta fits walking in the snow all sorta glum like because i was like HEY LETS GO WALK IN THE FIRST SNOW FALL and then after 3 minutes the novelty wore off and i hated life.

ps-the blazer is moleskin which is like the fancy way of saying its cotton but feels like velvet.