le llamaré cuando regreso

-i do not have much to type because all it is going to be about is mexico but you can not blame me because i think you would too especially since the last week and a bit we have lived in a blanket of fucking fog but then it will clear then it comes right back in so i am leaving. hah today the forcast on cbc.com was "fog depositing ice". ?

-mental note: when meeting someone for the first time copious jager shots within a short period of time on top of several jugs of beer does not equate to well mannered.

-oh tote check this out!@#!!!>!

fumar jugar voler

-so i do not think i left my apartment at all this weekend maybe cept twice but that was for groceries (read: WINE!) and then the rest was sleeping like a fucking log or staring at my computer thinking off something to look at on the internet except porn because you can only watch so much porn before it gets boring or chafed whatever comes first so i did not do anything but i did get to develop a hatred for a neighborhood cat and if you know me you know i like cats love cats want cats but this cat no it was meowing so LOUD and in short quick bursts and it was fucking irritating and at first i was all fucking concerned like OMG IS IT DYING well after watching it walk back and forth i think the thing was just in heat but for fuck sake the WHOLE DAY well not the whole day but from 11-4 is still one massive bout of hornyness i think after 20 minutes of being in a state like that i would let whatever fuck me to put me out of my misery jesus at least i hope the cat is okay and was not dying because then i would feel bad that i sat up here the whole day wishing it would crawl into an engine somewhere...

-have i mentioned that tanya is working with me at the office true fucking story and right now she is still learning shit and i will say reassuring things to her like thats it good girl sit and no question is dumb question but inside i am thinking thoughts like these

hah no really she is good. PASSIVE PASSIVE PASSIVE!@#$!

-this is now where i will talk about mexico just to fucking rub it in that i am going and you are not unless you are shari because then you would be but if you are not shari then sorry but 2 more weeks and adios mi amigos enjoy the rain. i have been contemplating a fake base tan and then go do some shopping at places and be like DO YOU HAVE ANY SWIM SHORTS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT THE SEASON? OH SORRY I KEEP FORGETTING NOT EVERYONE IS GOING AWAY SOMEWHERE NICE LIKE MEXICO. yes i am that annoying obnoxious for serious. i have been playing more of my spanish coach while on the can. i normally can breeze through a lesson in one movement.

-recipe of the week: twice battered deep fried perogies. it is as good as it sounds. i

self inflicted inspiration

-having my own laptop fucking is the best like amazing no offense dave but its not like OH I WANT TO USE THE COMPUTER... MAY I USE THE COMPUTER... WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?... then like anger explosion but now its more like I WANT TO USE THE COMPUTER WHERE IS IT OH THERE IT IS underneath my glass of some sort oh and speaking of drinks today was the first actual post holiday back to work monday and i already can tell it is going to be more than about a week before my body fully realizes that naptimes in the afternoon and cocktails arent going to happen at work but that would be amazing if to propose 3pm 'nap-tails' where you drink till you nap and then call it a day at work. fucking motivation to work or not! i'll let you know how far i get with the bosslady ya

-and i have been trying to finish paintings cause i like to paint then not finish. i am currently on a path to rectify this hopefully but look and i am too lazy to download photos from the camera so i used the webcam thing on my laptop.



i started the fish last night and went all crazy and couldnt stop but i like that type of crazy

-im hungry so i am going to zawa's... my kitchen.

feliz ano nuevo or something

-so here we are 2009 and i already have a good feeling about you well anything i feel would be better compared to 2008 because i will be honest and say that that year sucked some huge balls. but a learning year none the less but 2009 will be kicked off with a start because shari and i are going to mexico.my-han-riv-eee-air-a ... oh and because last time i went i flew back in business class i have apparently spoiled myself and so shari and i are business roundtrip. dirty thirty in style and i am excited. this is where we are staying



there is this "lazy river" that goes around the resort and you can just grab a innertube and float around drinking... um heaven much...

-and shari and i went to see marley and me and WHAT THE FUCK they should have disclaimers when movies are fucking sad like bawl your eyes out type sad because i will spoil this for you but when marley is being put down at the end i was a complete and total blubbering mess and i will never see a movie like that on purpose because leaving a theater with puffy eyes from crying so hard you are ridiculous ya not so much but the movie was good just if you see it be prepared the whole theater was crying how could you not oh marley...

-happy new year