-tonight is cho.!!@# i am prepared to laugh.
-bitchs foot is better. it was just a sprain. i am still irritated with st.pauls and how much of a joke that hospital is. we wait and wait and wait and after 6 hours i am like HELLO and then one lady is like let me find another doctor and it turns out the one originally looking at bitch had just left i dunno i guess she had a yoga class to attend. fucking bitch. anyway. so after 6 hours a doctor who looks like santa in off season told him it was just a sprain use crutches yada yada. he will be working next week good because i can not afford life for the both of us.
-since his foot has been on the notsogood side i have tried to be a very nice bf and help him with stuff and if he needs a glass of water i will go get it for him as long as he says please if he does not then i do not respond to him and then he will try to slide in the please after and i still will not respond because i want it in a full sentence with no delay like he means it so he will then repeat himself and i will glare at him but get him a glass of water but this morning he was walking around sans crutches so i pulled out the laundry hamper and said YOU CAN DO LAUNDRY TODAY so now i get to catch up on the slave driving. the lowest point was when he asked me for a qtip. i laughed and kept watching tv.
-when i get ID'd these days i think it is cute and i usually do the playful smile roll of the eyes like YES OF COURSE BUT THANK YOU and hand over the ID well last night i was walking up commercial and the weather decided to dump another heavy load of massive hail while i was walking because the weather is all fucked up like that lately this morning it was snowing hardcore then stopped and the sun peaked out and now its cloudy and i think tonight we will have a heat wave anywayanyway i was walking in the hail and i make it to the liquor store in time before closing and i grab a 8pack of moosehead and goto the counter and there is this girl i have never seen working and she asks for my ID and i did the playful smile roll of the eyes like YES OF COURSE BUT THANK YOU but when i looked in my pockets i did not bring my ID because I just brought cash not debit and i carry my debit with my ID and i then had the horrified look like NO I DONT HAVE IT and i say AUGUST 31 1980 quickly to prove i know my birthday and she gave me the sorry shrug and i was like FINE and she said THANKS FOR TAKING IT SO WELL and when she said that i wanted to turn around and smack her face with the 8 pack but i just left and hauled my ass off to the waldorf where i knew i would not get denied since they are like family since i have moved in the hood. i should have just gone there first so moral of the story is that yes getting ID'd is cute and flattering when you have your ID but when you do not it is the most obnoxious and irritating thing especially when you do not have time to grab the ID and go back and throw it in her face and be like SEEEEEEE all 18 year old'ish even though i am 10 years plus that. i mean moral of the story is just goto the beer and wine where everybody knows your name. or just bring your ID.
Friday, March 28, 2008
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
message stroke
-another random thing with eyes.
and this is forming into something i think...
-i am starving and it is saturday morning and i want bacon. and it is really sad right now because i brought home my old computer from work since we got new ones and bosslady was just going to throw out the old ones and i was like NO i will take it so i did and just wiped out alot of stuff and it works great and now i can talk to bitch by msn and it remains quiet i like that i just sent him a message saying lets go eat breakfast and i will treat and he is like WHY CANT WE JUST TALK hah shhhhhh...
the other night we went out with shari. she is visiting us more often. i like that because i have known shari foreverever. we went to our watering hole.
and we ate. and drank. and then we left.
total beer bloat + chilly = perfect photo.
and i love this because it is symbolizing my awesome power of talking and making annoying sounds and the reaction from people near me. she loves me still though. shes seen wore as well.
-i have noticed commercials on tv where there is someone singing i guess someone who is very mildly popular about a province. i have seen ontarios and i think it was some other east coast province but they are funny and i guess supposed to boost tourism but the marketing is obviously aimed at a demographic i do not fall into and mine is psuedo-married-white-gay-twenty-something-with-drinking-problem-who-works-and-stress'-too-much.
whoa i just found one for ontario but in 1984
oh oh i got excited when i saw one for bc too but it sucks. you can not follow the ontario one.
the swans were fucking ridiculous though. i am going to have that stuck in my head all day ONNNTAAARRRIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO.
-bitch is getting dressed so i guess that was a yes to the 'lets go eat' request. bye
and this is forming into something i think...
-i am starving and it is saturday morning and i want bacon. and it is really sad right now because i brought home my old computer from work since we got new ones and bosslady was just going to throw out the old ones and i was like NO i will take it so i did and just wiped out alot of stuff and it works great and now i can talk to bitch by msn and it remains quiet i like that i just sent him a message saying lets go eat breakfast and i will treat and he is like WHY CANT WE JUST TALK hah shhhhhh...
the other night we went out with shari. she is visiting us more often. i like that because i have known shari foreverever. we went to our watering hole.
and we ate. and drank. and then we left.
total beer bloat + chilly = perfect photo.
and i love this because it is symbolizing my awesome power of talking and making annoying sounds and the reaction from people near me. she loves me still though. shes seen wore as well.
-i have noticed commercials on tv where there is someone singing i guess someone who is very mildly popular about a province. i have seen ontarios and i think it was some other east coast province but they are funny and i guess supposed to boost tourism but the marketing is obviously aimed at a demographic i do not fall into and mine is psuedo-married-white-gay-twenty-something-with-drinking-problem-who-works-and-stress'-too-much.
whoa i just found one for ontario but in 1984
oh oh i got excited when i saw one for bc too but it sucks. you can not follow the ontario one.
the swans were fucking ridiculous though. i am going to have that stuck in my head all day ONNNTAAARRRIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO.
-bitch is getting dressed so i guess that was a yes to the 'lets go eat' request. bye
Monday, March 10, 2008
six tings
-bitch and i went to a new restaurant on commercial called the reef and it was good we had their JAH dip which is like spinach artichoke dip with jalepeno and then tacos with jerk chicken. their stuff on the menu was split into groups of 'tings' and i thought that was cute because it is like a caribbean person saying the word things and then on i painted and then hung out with shari and then i fell asleep.
-a while ago rizza tagged me to do this thing where i talk about 6 things so um here.
1-i was born breech. i am not sure why but whenever i have to tell people an odd fact i like to share that information because i think it is funny and then people will put two and two together and see the obvious stupid humor in it and then everyone is slightly less uncomfortable and then people talk more because they think hey whatever at least i am not a gay who was born breach. haha ooooooh frank..
2-i have smoked for almost 12 years and i am only 27 and when i say that to myself it makes me feel like quiting in a big way. its fucking gross to be honest. but i have tried and i fail but i think i need patches and gums or whatever just help because cold turkey is so like nicotine masocism. it sucks. i would like to say this will be the year but for sure before 30. whoa as i am typing i am thinking and i have made the promise to myself in my head and i feel good about it. good.
3-i would love to quit my job and just paint and live off that. nothing to deep about this pretty self explanitory. i like painting and lately it has felt good and feeling good about stuff is a thing of awesome overall.
4-if and when i have a child i am one of those vain assholes that would have to name my child with a name that begins with a J because i am self absorbed and i of course like the letter J so my child should have a name with a J but not jared that is over the line but for sure J. bitch this is not up for discussion. if there are two the second one is yours. enjoy.
5-i wish i could break the habit of making mental lists. i make them all the time. i wake up and i a)need to make coffee b)shave c)iron d)grab any files from work and stuff in bag and then i go to work and then i make more lists of what to do and then when i leave i need to go shopping for a)butter b)milk c)sugar d)TP e)qtips etc etc and then when i am heading home i think i need to a)do laundry b)iron c)set up coffee maker for the next morning d)do some work and pull out the files from the bag to remind yourself to work and then i fall asleep because i am exhausted from the lists and repeat.
6-when i first meet people i am so extremely socially nervous and inwardly awkward that i say weird things to be funny and it does not work so then i drink alot and then so if i ever meet you and i start to drink it is because i am nervous because i like new people who are interesting. if i do not drink i am not interested in you in anyway or i may just be sleeping because i do that but usually after drinking.
-a while ago rizza tagged me to do this thing where i talk about 6 things so um here.
1-i was born breech. i am not sure why but whenever i have to tell people an odd fact i like to share that information because i think it is funny and then people will put two and two together and see the obvious stupid humor in it and then everyone is slightly less uncomfortable and then people talk more because they think hey whatever at least i am not a gay who was born breach. haha ooooooh frank..
2-i have smoked for almost 12 years and i am only 27 and when i say that to myself it makes me feel like quiting in a big way. its fucking gross to be honest. but i have tried and i fail but i think i need patches and gums or whatever just help because cold turkey is so like nicotine masocism. it sucks. i would like to say this will be the year but for sure before 30. whoa as i am typing i am thinking and i have made the promise to myself in my head and i feel good about it. good.
3-i would love to quit my job and just paint and live off that. nothing to deep about this pretty self explanitory. i like painting and lately it has felt good and feeling good about stuff is a thing of awesome overall.
4-if and when i have a child i am one of those vain assholes that would have to name my child with a name that begins with a J because i am self absorbed and i of course like the letter J so my child should have a name with a J but not jared that is over the line but for sure J. bitch this is not up for discussion. if there are two the second one is yours. enjoy.
5-i wish i could break the habit of making mental lists. i make them all the time. i wake up and i a)need to make coffee b)shave c)iron d)grab any files from work and stuff in bag and then i go to work and then i make more lists of what to do and then when i leave i need to go shopping for a)butter b)milk c)sugar d)TP e)qtips etc etc and then when i am heading home i think i need to a)do laundry b)iron c)set up coffee maker for the next morning d)do some work and pull out the files from the bag to remind yourself to work and then i fall asleep because i am exhausted from the lists and repeat.
6-when i first meet people i am so extremely socially nervous and inwardly awkward that i say weird things to be funny and it does not work so then i drink alot and then so if i ever meet you and i start to drink it is because i am nervous because i like new people who are interesting. if i do not drink i am not interested in you in anyway or i may just be sleeping because i do that but usually after drinking.
Monday, March 03, 2008
unkink II - (proof) show your work
-as further proof all i did this weekend was this guy not like did in sex but did in like painting and squinting and standing back and liking. this is one of my favorites so far.
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