head down ass up thats the way we like the muff

-lately i have taken to falling asleep head first into the furniture. and then like tuck my hands and arms in all safty first style and when i see these pictures i am like WHY AM I NOT A BOTTOM because obviously my body is naturally like HAAYYY you know but anyway...



and i must thank bitch for his unwavering skill at being sure pictures are taken quite artistically of my ass with still life and sunglasses.

-what do you do when on a saturday night you have not had a drink and sorta are wanting to steer clear for the sake of "health" and have nothing to do... you make muffins. seriously bake the first time in ages and actually be excited about it that is what we did and we made mocha muffins and some other berry shit. it was fun in that alternate saturday night category ya.


riveting i know. tanya kept trying to tell me to whisk and i was like NO OVERMIXING CAUSES TOUGH MUFFINS and showed the bitch how to put chocolate chips in. thats how you do it so when you bite in and you are overcome by melted chocolate chips almost like a lava muffin because i am smart and like chocolate. then we drank.

-bitch liked the muffins... hes cushy.

houndstooth days of crepe

-on friday bitch and me and tanya went and saw 30 days of night and it was decent i mean it was not like HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE MOSES PART THE SEA but more like HAH LOOK JOSH HARTNETT IS ACTING SAD AND INTENSE BECAUSE HE REALIZED VAMPIRES EXIST type good sorta funny too. oh and i totally bought a bag of sour patch kids and my tongue got raw.

-shari asked me if i wanted to go in to the mall to help her buy a jacket and i said sure and then i also had some money to spend too so it was thought out and anyway and i came across

and these

and i love shopping suddenly. before i was always turned off at the thought of shopping well not actually the act of shopping but the environment you have to enter to do shopping because i am learning as i get older that i really do not like the general public and i am not saying i am negative in life not really just i do not like the general public who can not slow down. they make me anxious at malls or streets like robson. that is the best way to describe it. i spend more trying to dodge people and get out of their way but then realize i am the only one doing this and everyone else walks into people then i try and i feel like an asshole and i do not like being in that position. so ya i have not shopped in ages and now those simple and basic two purchases above (AND HELLO HOUNDSTOOTH VEST SEXY YA?!) have totally and completely thrust me into a whole new level of debt soon to be.
whatev i look good.


-ever since bitch and i went and met meliza and melissa at cafe crepe i want to go there and just drink there because 11.00 dollar pitchers sounds delightful no. hey rizza? soon?



meliza tagged this on facebook saying 'our new handshake' and i laughed pretty hard. like outloud SNORT-HEE HAW type laugh. you know the one.

-M.I.A tomorrow. i will end on that note to allow you to stew in jealousy.

set the door anger

-so to totally set the mood for the type of week i am going to have and had so far i totally went into work on monday morning an hour early because the one clock that i forget to set is the most important being the alarm clock and ya i was pissed. my stupidty. transit was a whole lot easier to deal with though ya. i got a seat and the dirty scuzzy people who normally almost sit on your lap hacking up years of crack smoke are not up it appears at that time. so that was nice.

-and because i am grumpy and stressed and people who do not say thank you or at least acknowledge you when you hold the door open i think are going to the be the group of people i end up losing my shit on and stabbing or something and i am just really noticing it this week so i am sure it is my faux-work-related-stressball anger but when i hold a door open and someone walks through with no eye contact and as if i was doing what i was supposed to be doing like a cheap office building door opener i am always yelling at them YOUR WELCOME because i can be a bitch too and horribly obnoxious but really where is the thought in their head to say thank you did they seriously get raised learning not to say thank you jesus my parents give me nothing if i dont say thank you or please and fuck im 27 so i dunno it blows me away so people just give a nod if a verbal gesture of appreciation is something that slips your brain or even if you are just plain incappable then whatever thats weird but you should learn okay okay

-okay done complaining. random few from victoria por vous.


i like taking bitches camera and pretending i am photographer man all peter parker style on random objects and i am like LOOK BITCH i am photographer man too.!@# but i am not good at focusing but i was hungover sans glasses so i could not tell even if i wanted.

pictoral interlude - hollow eve whip me mime

-last friday night tyler had people over and you had to have a costume to come over and if you did not then he would give you one well bitch and me and tanya were heading to victoria the next morning so i was like i am just going to stop by and say hi sans costume and then i arrived and became CHILDHOOD TRAUMA:

and that is judith light all over my skirt. i know weird eh but i rocked it out.






CAMEL TOE!!@#$!@!






-okay okay okay then these three gorgeous ladies showed up and they stole my attention for the rest of the night before i drunkenly left and walked all the way home. i loved them...









i got really drunk and then just left. there were tons more great costumes but i was too enthralled with mimes and dominatrixeseses.
good times.