-say what you will but you would look the same if these lips came near you too....
-when i have not spoke to somebody in ages and they are all like OMG HEY HOW ARE YOU WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING BLAH BLAH BLAH i dread these questions because in all honesty i am exhausted and all i have been doing is work. when i am not working i am on the couch because if i am not working i hate people and do not feel like socializing unless you are bribing me with beer or some form of alcohol then yes i will come out but if not then no i have tv shows to watch that are more important. ie HEROES. um hello this is the best show ever. you can not disagree. especially last night as the chick was trying to stab the radioactive guy who was freaking out and she needed to inject him so she approached him and all her skin was being burnt off and you are like OMG THAT IS THE END OF HER but it was not because hello claire can not be destroyed because she is like wolverine from xmen. see what one of my friends can provide me with that type of entertainment. answer is 0. either i have no good friends or TV is fucking fabulous right now.
-also i have been painting more and the more i paint the more i feel bad for kristen and rodney who asked me to paint this huge painting which i have gotten as far as the background but i can not go any further because i am nervous about screwing it up and them not liking me but i think they may already not like me because hi its been 3 months since. i have this saturday off and i have dubbed it big painting day. i plan on taking it on full force. in other news i will show you soon a painting of the best octopus ever. it is a custom requested painting for friend tanya (in picture above going all googly over my kisses). i showed her last night and she actually squeeled. ihope she does not do that again.
-so out of complete frustration and absolute craziness i gave my two week notice to crapland. i am sorta sad that i quit but ya know i would prefer to have my weekends off and direct more attention to things i like doing like painting and reading and having time to complete work from the office and eating and sex and so ya. i was thinking though i will miss giving fashion advise to ladies who did not know what they were doing and i would be all like NO NO NO YOU DO IT LIKE THIS WOMAN and they thought i was right and bought stuff so i figure if i get the urge i will just randomly go into fitting rooms in stores like guess or mex or tristan or like zellers and give random fashion advise like what you see on tlc but i will not give everybody i interfer with free crest premium white strips because well i can not afford that. i can not wait to have my evening and weekends off though. that is exciting.
-bitch is ill. he is breaking down. if he were a used car i would have traded him in by now but the only thing stopping me at this point is that he still able to get his free coffee per week so he is hanging in there. but he has sever tendonitis from working at starbucks for ages and then he got sick so he is this immobile dripping factory of whining. he is marvelous to be around. but i still love him. and yes yes i have heard the comments about handjobs and the lack there of...
-friend tanya totally found a bachelor place down the road from us which can mean trouble and her place is super cute but she has this issue of this smell that is all remincent of an out house and she has to talk to the landlord about that and if its not fixable shes outta there. but its super cute. i guess there is only one thing to say... welcome home tanya.... welcome home.
-at crapland if you totally are super duper sales person and people you work with totally are all like HEY GOOD JOB COWORKER you can get points and with those points you can goto a website where you can redeem your points for stuff well since when i do a good job and customers are all like I LOVE YOU i tell them to tell my manager which they do then suddenly i have points. well in the summer i was able to get a hibachi barbeque or however you spell it and it was neat but it takes forever so i was not that impressed but it was a 60 dollar bbq for free so that was nice. anyway i checked last week and i had enough points for a george foreman grill so i redeemed and i got it on friday and since i had grilling on my mind and so after work i totally bought a bunch of meat and onions and mozzarella cheese and stuff and i made the best burger patties EVER to the point i just finished one sans the bun all atkins style but that was because i was too lazy to prep the bun. anywayanyway the burgers are great and next are steaks but i do not like how it takes the fat out so when the burgers where done i put the fat back on. it tastes better. i am happy with my grill... like this: but i am not smiling because i am fat and am like OH THIS WILL CUT THE FAT OUTTA OF MY DIET AND I WILL BE SKINNY because i am not crazy i like fat since i actually walk places and know how to burn it off but i smiled about the same.
-today it was starting to feel like spring and so i went out walking with bitch and he took some great pictures of random stuff in alleys near cracktown/tranny hooker central near our place. as we toured the alley ways i made sure to navigate our way to the beer store and i was like HEY BITCH LOOK WE ARE RIGHT HERE LETS GO GET BEER but bitch is on this non-drinking thing because he is not feeling well so i was all over the idea and he was complacent and we went and got beer and i then was made to feel like a black sheep by the beer store lady because i do not like hockey or at least watch it so when we left i said GO CANUCKS to redeem but she was busy. oh well. after when we came home we went to my favorite gallery which also happens to be at asian central and it was so busy because it is chinese new year and it was insane but the art there was amazing as usual and so we left quickly because i felt inspired but when i came home i realized i have 3000 documents to type up so now i am posting rather than working from home. the end.
-tada that is the new one. i was super sick on saturday so i called in sick to crapland and i stayed at home and painted. that was the result. it is actually from a sketch of something i did way back when but i like it regardless. of course i do not think it is done but what else is new. i like looking at it. i like the colors i think. and i am going to sell it.
-i went out and bought tons of art supplies with the money i got from my first sold painting. oh this is the one i sold. but you have seen this before. just in case you were wondering what one i sold.
and peter if you say anything this is yours... its awaiting for you to pick it up.
oh and saturday i also finished this one.. sorta. i am anal and need to go over it to fix little blotches i do not like but it looks better than what it did in my opinion which is all that matters because it is mine.
in other news i am better now not so sick but its the aftermath of snot land like every time i swallow its a mouth full of non-sexiness...
-so i am one step closer to being a fucking huge famous artist because i officially sold my first painting because i am great and i could not be happier to have sold it to my friends keenan and jer and ya. enjoy boys. it makes me want to paint more. i want to take the money and put it somewhere on display like scrooge maduck did with his first 10 cents that he ever earned and i want to do that with the money i got but i probably wont because i want to go buy more canvaseses and paint and gel and weird texture things and become even more rich but i probably wont because there are some new ds games i want to buy. oh great thank you keenan and jer for making me even more anti social.
-with my paintings aside i am fucking sick. and i like using the word 'fucking' lately. its a great word. adjective and verb. sometimes noun. anyway i am huge walking snot mess. at least at work i was. now that i am at home i am no longer dripping snot everywhere which is weird i guess the germs know when i am at work and are like LET ALL FLUIDS FLOW SO HE MAY GO HOME but i never go home well i do when i am REALLY sick but then when i get home they sit on the back burner so i can enjoy my beer sans nasal drips. thank you considerate germs.
-i am going to my first gay wedding in march. my old roommate is marrying his boyfriend and i am excited for them. they are cute together and i have never seen lawrence happier. cudos boys. i just do not know what to expect at a gay wedding... i picture after hours and shirtless men and sweat and stuff and i am like whoosh been there done that bought the mug returned it without a receipt and got the current selling price of $0.01. but it is at the fairmont so i know it will be classy. their invitations we are gorgeous too. the tin they came in will hold roaches nicely.
-here is a video of tango. he is awesome. i love him. that is bitch's voice saying "youuuu...where are you?"
-i have been refusing to change my blogger account to the new one because i hate change and all the time when i sign in it is like CHANGE TO THE NEW BLOGGER and i am like no i do not want to and anyway this morning it was like i had no option so i switched. and now it is asking for labels and stuff for my posts.?
-i have a cold. at least the beginning of one. its all cough cough OUCH as my lungs or chest hurt i dont know but my voice is all deep and sexy like i should be 6'7" weighing like 200 or whatever alot of pounds but and i am noticing ladies on the phone are all like HEEEYYYY and i am like hey. not interested. i would probably wanna sleep with me too if i heard how sexy i sounded.
-bitch is like attached to my laptop since we got the internet. no seriously. i came home last night and he was on the couch with the laptop and when i went to bed he was still on the couch with the laptop but he did get up once at one point when i tried to tell him how much i love him and how i almost dumped him when we first started going out because i did not think it was going to go anywhere and he was all disgusted by this and got up and left me on the couch alone and i was like WHAT THE FUCK because if he thought about obviously i fell for the stupid fucker and hi almost 3 years later... anyway we sorted that out. but the other night i was like you have not left the computer for 8 hours right and he said yes and i said you stink and he said EXCUSE ME LIKE WHAT and i said like filth that has been sitting in front of a computer playing on line games all day and he said again LIKE WHAT and i said CPU really slowly and i thought it was the funniest thing and i kept saying GET IT GET IT.... SEEEEE...PEEEEE..EWWWWWWW... and i would laugh. i am hilarious.
