grill happy inspiration

-at crapland if you totally are super duper sales person and people you work with totally are all like HEY GOOD JOB COWORKER you can get points and with those points you can goto a website where you can redeem your points for stuff well since when i do a good job and customers are all like I LOVE YOU i tell them to tell my manager which they do then suddenly i have points. well in the summer i was able to get a hibachi barbeque or however you spell it and it was neat but it takes forever so i was not that impressed but it was a 60 dollar bbq for free so that was nice. anyway i checked last week and i had enough points for a george foreman grill so i redeemed and i got it on friday and since i had grilling on my mind and so after work i totally bought a bunch of meat and onions and mozzarella cheese and stuff and i made the best burger patties EVER to the point i just finished one sans the bun all atkins style but that was because i was too lazy to prep the bun. anywayanyway the burgers are great and next are steaks but i do not like how it takes the fat out so when the burgers where done i put the fat back on. it tastes better. i am happy with my grill... like this:

but i am not smiling because i am fat and am like OH THIS WILL CUT THE FAT OUTTA OF MY DIET AND I WILL BE SKINNY because i am not crazy i like fat since i actually walk places and know how to burn it off but i smiled about the same.

-today it was starting to feel like spring and so i went out walking with bitch and he took some great pictures of random stuff in alleys near cracktown/tranny hooker central near our place.
as we toured the alley ways i made sure to navigate our way to the beer store and i was like HEY BITCH LOOK WE ARE RIGHT HERE LETS GO GET BEER but bitch is on this non-drinking thing because he is not feeling well so i was all over the idea and he was complacent and we went and got beer and i then was made to feel like a black sheep by the beer store lady because i do not like hockey or at least watch it so when we left i said GO CANUCKS to redeem but she was busy. oh well. after when we came home we went to my favorite gallery which also happens to be at asian central and it was so busy because it is chinese new year and it was insane but the art there was amazing as usual and so we left quickly because i felt inspired but when i came home i realized i have 3000 documents to type up so now i am posting rather than working from home. the end.