Saturday, December 27, 2008

over the couch with helicopter coated pots and pans with a side of cpu

-so merry christmas. last several weeks WOW in the travel area of things want to make you pierce your fucking eyes with nails due to the weather holy shit. anyway. the snow here is madness. i have never seen this amount of snow dumped in vancouver before. and now it is just raining so that means a good week or so of soaked socks because i am awesome at stepping on what looks to be solid snow but it isnt and you slip all the way knee deep and at the bottom it is river of gutter water with no gutter to go to. so fun. anyway on the 23rd i went over to paula/dave/tanya's and then we went walking in the snow because at that time we were like yay it is so fun and nice but i am done now thank you.

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-MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM STELLA THE CAT if she could put a bow on it she would have.

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-i fucking dropped paula's ass in the snow!@#!

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-i spent christmas eve and day in surrey at mom and dads and that was cool just to relax and not worry about anything and having tons of food at arms length along with whatever i wanted to drink and i love when i get home stuff for christmas like pots and pans and a fucking coffee maker that works the one i have now is going to be tossed on some train tracks fucking thing so ya i am tote pleased AND i went out and actually braved the snow and PEOPLE omg people yesterday and bought myself a new laptop. i have named it calvin. pictures soon. in my stocking i got this small tiny remote helicopter toy oh my fucking goodness is that thing the best way of amusing yourself so easily without drugs or alcohol. you do not understand.
i hope everyone had an amazing christmas no matter how they spent it even if you are jewish or whatever happy holidays okay.

Sunday, December 07, 2008

useless

-the other day i got an email from a Wu Vinson and i do not know who Wu is but Wu sent me an email that was i am thinking spam but it was one of the best spams ever like an epic spam but it has no ending i want to write Wu back and be like WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS NEXT WU? but i doubt i would get a reply.

"Aemon's hand crept across the blankets, groping for Sam's arm. We must go to the docks, Sam.
him, then swept his black wool cloak about his rounded shoulders, slumped through the door, and
traders tied up beneath the domes and towers of the Sealord's Palace. To the west lay the Ragman's"

-paint paint paint
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-i went grocery shopping on friday night. i know exciting eh but the fact that i went grocery shopping is a very important fact to mention since i have not done so in about 2 weeks which was filled with more pizza than what i should have ate.

-the last two days i have attempted to go shopping for clothes for me. i should be doing christmas shopping but for whatever reason i am not feeling christmas this year and i am not in the mood to shop for other people so that essentially means that everyone is going to get a fucking gift card. not out of laziness but out of.. well ya laziness anywayanyway i could not find one thing to buy well i did buy some more calvins because they were on sale at the bay and i really dont need them but i just love new underwear i do not know what it is but ya fetish much AND then today when i went downtown holy fucking shoot myself in the face guess who decided to go shopping on the same day as the santa claus parade downtown at first i did not notice but then when i saw all the people i put two and two together and then quickly tried to shop but found nothing and i am pissed because i have money actually to buy stuff and all i found was underwear and then the parade ended and it was like tour de familes with fucking strollers everywhere as they all raced back to the skytrain/bus/parking lot and then i like had a panic attack inside was like fuck this and went home. the end.

continuing to entertain myself...

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

talking electronix

-i am on a liquor hiatus. my insides are doing funny things and i think they are speaking to me you know when your stomach is like i am hungry and makes those rumble sounds well i am getting those but more intense like STOP FUCKING* DRINKING YOU ASSHOLE OR WERE PUTTING YOUR FUCKING* LIVER ON STRIKE YOU SON OF A BITCH!@@#! and just not over all niceness. i know i know lets see how long this lasts but i have made a point of watching intervention but now i am paranoid that someone is going to take me to a hotel for an "interview". ha! im on to you fuckers*...

-so i have been sitting at home. a_lot. watching tv. this is my week:
monday=heroes + project runway
tuesday=fringe
wednesday=so you think you can dance canada
thursday=sytycd results + survivor
friday=sleep
sat+sun=not drink (well at least that is my plan this weekend)
and when i am not watching tv i go here and watch all the performances of sytycd over again. i am in love with arassay and nico. even though they are not partners anymore i want them to fuck* in front of me procreate and name their child after me. and oh how do i love mia... thank you for visiting us mia. <3.
oh tv.
there is this study that some dumb ass university says that people who watch tv are unhappy and that tv does not satisfy in the long haul. are you kidding me. have you seen how involved i am with my tv. and no i am not unhappy i am just fucking* bored and lonely. you go through a fucking* break up of a long term relationship and tell me what you do to keep yourself entertained as you try to figure out a whole bunch of shit on the biggest emotional roller coaster to date. its not unhappy'ness. i am a happy person. but we are allowed our alone time. i am just currently clocking overtime. and 3 hours of day light does not help either. i would be unhappy if i lived in maryland. unless the mayor was mary MURPHY!@#!@ and mia was the treasurer.

-i have finished two new paintings though:
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i would title this like letting go or something but then everyone would be like oh its about the break up but it isnt i drew the original prior to so lets cop out and call it "untitled"
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see-food

-i got my camera. i like it. its a canon. i figure i have busted two sony cameras three times. i know the math is weird but i did it. so i pledged to the canon that if i break this one then i do not deserve cameras. i give it 2 months. but needless to say i took pictures. and once i found the color settings... i was satisfied. sepia, black/white and nachooo-ral oh my.
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-time to get that shit out of the yard m'friends...
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-tanya claims nothing is wrong with her hand. ummmmmmm...
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-chimmy + mariokart!!@#!@
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-my skin hates cold weather and laurens jacket does not help with the redness.
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-i am going to go get the laundry from the dryer because i have this fear someone is going to go through my shit and take all my fucking* calvins.

*please note i have been enjoying the overuse of fuck/fucking/fuckyou/fuckers/fuckityfuckfuckfuck.

Monday, November 10, 2008

tiredly failing bob

-so when you go from 4.5 yrs with somebody to being single and only person in the apartment holy shit can we say lonely. we will just say that amount of conversation time with tango and i has spiked like you would not believe. tango is a good listener. i know if were like say 21-22 i would be out there whoring myself to no end but then again that would mean i was in a relationship from the time i was 17 and at that time i was "straight" and the use of quotation marks are obvious and intentional and i would not be in a 4.5 year relationship with a female mind you in surrey i wonder how many confused people there are out there that i graduated with who have kids and are at like a "point of no return" area in life and if that is the case that is okay i will see you at numbers in a few years as you nervously twist your wedding band wishing it were my penis.. but i digress. i am not that young and the only social event i managed to goto i just proceeded to get fucking drunk as bob ross with happy little cloud paintings which had my phone number on them to hand out to "potential suitors" shall we say and i think i gave them all to ladies who i thought would make excellent new BFF's. so paris i know.
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and needless to say all i did was what i have done best and that was drink and fell asleep. nice. so no social gatherings for me in the next while. i need to sort out my inner issues that result to outer issues that result in drunk. ill get over it i am sure. oh and i lost my wig and broke my camera. story of my life. but i just purchased a new one online. its is like my first online purchase. well see how this goes. and that is a camera i am meaning not a new wig. i realized after looking at these pictures i could have drawn some eyeliner on and gone as carrot top. ugh. i will perfect bob ross.

other than that my life has consisted of me and me and mariokart wii. i have found a check list of things to unlock by copious amounts of play time and guess what i have been doing all weekend. my newest short term goal is to unlock funky kong. oh ambitions how i have missed you. dave was over yesterday and all i did was play mariokart wii while he was on the computer. sorry for being a bore dave.

-lets see. i am planning a trip at the end of january/beginning of february. it will be for shari's dirty 30 and it will either be mexico or hawaii. we are still weighing the options.

-that is it. i only posted because dave was like POST! and this is about the best i can come up with at this time. kiskis

Saturday, October 25, 2008

video interlude - bit you where?

-awoke for a brief moment to share this:



and um if your dog is biting "baginas" (doo dimes) and "benises" i would be concerned.

"is no my fawt"

i could quote her all fucking day long
"he can make looove but he wont have babies!"

thank you dlisted .

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

bitch = david

-for the years that i have talked about him in my own lil world i have referred to him as bitch. he was my bitch and there were reasons i called him bitch and i called him bitch with the most love i could feel towards someone. but now i will call him by his name... dave.

plain and simple, dave and i have decided to end the relationship. dave, if you are reading this... i apologize if you do not agree with me airing the laundry so to speak but i feel i need to because i am a little exhausted trying to explain this to everyone who is OMG ARE YOU GUYS OKAY and the answer to that is yes individually we are. i refuse to use the term "break up" because to ME that has very negative connotations to it and this whole situation has been nothing close to negative. sad... yes. negative... no. we both understand where we are in life and in life i have never loved an individual as much as i have dave. we have had our ups and downs over 4 and a half years and at this time it is only right to go a different direction to further understand ourselves and love ourselves more that what we have because together we are two strong willed people who need to figure out our directions in life and unfortunately at this time we both agree we can not do this in a joined fashion.

i cry as i type this because i am sad that i can not be the person i wish i could be for him at this point and i am sad that this could not be the fairy tale ending that everyone dreams of... i dunno i am just plain sad but in this weird way i am also excited for dave and i to learn about life outside of eachother. 4 and a half years may seem small in print but when you have gone through what we have you would understand that we do love each other and that has not changed but just a different angle of light has been shed and we need to find ourselves again.

dave i love you and i always will. plain and simple. i have always been about the plain and simple. but with that said i look forward to us being the bestest of friends and understanding eachother in a different light and with that a whole new different level of love.

forever ever ever....

Saturday, October 11, 2008

youtube interlude - magnificent beasts

-i wake up and i check my email and then i decide to roam through youtube watching videos by doing stupid searches like cats and kittens and then follow links and watch other videos. my favorites for today

head bobbing kittens...


death metal dogs...


and britney oh my...

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

gunning em down

-go see bitch's new page. main focus on photography... good photography in my opinion. and tell him what is in your mind when you look at his pictures in the comment section he likes comments even if they are like I AM HUNGRY or I HAVE GAS but leave a comment.




post script: did i not do warnings of the frequent appearances of the hat in pictures... pretty easy to predict especially i like do not take it off.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

pictoral interlude - gong-er-oke

-last thursday was sort of an innocent night originally then candice was like lets go kareoke and i was like okay but it is going to be an early night and that should be the big red flag because normally when i say that um ya pass out central. the pictures sorta tell the story by themselves... so much fun though.
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that guy is kim he lives below us we were like come up for a drink and he did. nice guy
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masters of ceremoies...
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kandice sang dolly partons jolene and dedicated it to me and said "jared quit stealing my men..." and that led to couple of head scratches. it was cute
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this is one of the many friends we made that night. i dont even know her name. we made the night
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kandice does not like jaeger...
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bitch and tanya went next door and it was salsa night. more like back sweat night.
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then bitch got up and sang... hilarity began. seeing him sing rehab and screaming the only lyrics he knows NO NO NO the best especially on his knees
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we started the whole lets dance around people singing. everyone joined eventually
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haha tanya
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then i got sleepy. you know... thats how i roll!!!


-special mention goes to my new houndstooth hat that you will see forever now in every picture, thanks bitch!@#$!