pictoral interlude - gong-er-oke

-last thursday was sort of an innocent night originally then candice was like lets go kareoke and i was like okay but it is going to be an early night and that should be the big red flag because normally when i say that um ya pass out central. the pictures sorta tell the story by themselves... so much fun though.


that guy is kim he lives below us we were like come up for a drink and he did. nice guy









masters of ceremoies...

kandice sang dolly partons jolene and dedicated it to me and said "jared quit stealing my men..." and that led to couple of head scratches. it was cute







this is one of the many friends we made that night. i dont even know her name. we made the night


kandice does not like jaeger...

bitch and tanya went next door and it was salsa night. more like back sweat night.

then bitch got up and sang... hilarity began. seeing him sing rehab and screaming the only lyrics he knows NO NO NO the best especially on his knees





we started the whole lets dance around people singing. everyone joined eventually


haha tanya










then i got sleepy. you know... thats how i roll!!!


-special mention goes to my new houndstooth hat that you will see forever now in every picture, thanks bitch!@#$!

ode to the tv once again

-oh television of mine or friends or whoevers i may be watching... how i love thee especially when you show me things like fringe... you have tapped my brain and made me feel like i am watching something smart but it is just fun. i feel like i am watching house mixed with lost and xfiles and a touch of a soap opera but oh how i will not miss one episode of thee. i just came back from hanging out at our friends house as a social thing but killed two birds with one stone and watch you at the same time. 2 birds is always good ya.

and then there is so you think you can dance canada... aka so we know we can dance better than the states. did anyone else watch the first episode to see sytycd matriarch mary murphy screetch at how wonderful we are at dancing and saying we have the best dancers in the world... that is right "its our wadda hunney!!!" (zip to the 7:10 mark and witness)

i swoon when i watch you. you have made me laugh and you have made me cry (when buddy in the vancouver auditions talked about his mom with the brain tumor... i cried in my beer...) i will remain utterly faithful you lovable thing you.

big brother. suck my cock. keesha shut up. your laugh is worse than tanyas. change channel.

heroes is returning too... ahh... and with that i will carve my ass groove back into the couch... thank you tv as you have reminded me that summer has left and winter is here.

ever yours, ever mine, ever channel nine!@#$%!

belated birthday poo

-last couple of weeks been cool. 4 day birthdays cause it was my fucking birthday then work oh my gawd work throw the chair out the window and jump after it type work but whatev. i just saw this and i laughed because i know we all have had similar mornings ya

but the birthday was good and i went to the art gallery with bitch and sharon she is from trinidad and she is awesome and the krazy show was good alot more comic oriented and like old school comics littered with total dark and adult humor with massive anti-religious and very misogynistic themes too but all cool especially the japanime and viedo game part good times and then we went back to our place and got tossed cause it was my birthday.



making faces again...

i can do that shit all night and still be amused



the night prior bitch, shaun and shari took me out for dinner and it was a fucking hasselhoff friday ya.

what a good looking bunch











ya fucking good times. heres to being 2 years from 30

speaking off then the next week was shauns birthday for 2 years from 30 so it was much of the same but sorta funner ill show later.