televised food

-i brought tons of work home to do and instead i am eating epperay-onipay sticks i always liked saying pepperoni in pig latin it sounds fun ya even if i am not saying it right and oh and i am watching meerkat manor because i do not know why i am just fascinated with those cute fucking weird creatures and as i am watching i am cutting the ends off my epperay-onipay sticks because they have always reminded me of shriveled up little foreskins oh and i just flipped the channel and pat sayjack or whatever his name is just asked vanna white what she is going to be for halloween and she said she is going to dress all black with a letter on her and pat asked what letter and she said i dont know N? and he said why dont you be the letter "i" so i can DOT you... haha. he so wants to cum on her face. pig. this is like live tv blogging fest ya. oh and speaking of tv did anyone else what "shot at love with tile tequila"

... who is this tila i know i could search on the internet but i do not care that much but the show was horrible.... horribly fun to watch yet it is by far the trashiest thing i have seen on tv so far by mixing lezbians and guys all fighting for her love but i do not know what they see in her i think tila looks like a stripper gelfling but what do i know i am gay. i would be surprised if she ends up with a girl at the end not saying i doubt she loves women but i get the impression this is all for ratings.

-wanna know the best game ever for the nintendo ds... um zelda. that is right. hands down. forever ever.

-the other night i ate fucking kfc. i feel like dying now. well not really but i would never eat their like breasts or thighs of chicken that is way tooo greasy and not chicken i like the popcorn chicken which again is not chicken but it is so deep fried i do not care. it was good then i had to stop because i remember when it first came out i ate so much of chicken popcorn i would get sick so when i was eating it the other night i was doing okay then i started to feel that feeling i got way back when and i stopped. then end.

-i need hot weather...

dancing indian bee

-remember the bee that tanya was all like AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH about well this was the outcome and he died a happy death
(you should turn your volume down because tanya and i are on beer 3 annoying)

we got a new beer though that was nice eh.

-if there was a show called dancing with strangers i would tote be number one because i am like the fucking master of it you know when you are walking down the street and someone enters your path and you realize and dodge out of the way but at the same exact time they do in the same direction so you go the other way and so do they... i do this maybe 3 more times and the other person always looks so pissed off because i was trying to be curteious and get out of their fucking way. and its worse when it rains AND i have my umbrella then i am just like gene kelly. i think i have talked about this before too i think maybe possibly so sorry and i do not know i remember nothing.

-have you ever been to a consulate or embassy or anything like that where you need to get a visa? its such a lame process and sitting and waiting is always involved. i have to do this for my job periodically. today i went to the india consulate. got there and was number 88 and they were starting at 77 and i sit and what is insane is this have this fairly big tv and its playing this totally cheezy indian soap opera and its all dramatic and the lead actor was sorta cute and then it would be all slow mo or something and then the music would blare all **BINGDING*LING*BING*DIAYY*YAY*ABI*GLING** you know and with like saris flying around that is alot to take in especially at 8:45am and as i am calculating in my head how many people are before me over and over and over again in hopes the number might shrink and it doesnt then i am up and i leave 30 minutes later **BINGDING*LING*DNINDG*DING*BINGLING*GONG**

tanyas navel stain

-umm... i really think a navel orange is one of the most repulsive looking things. to me it looks sexually mutated and not right. especially huge fucking 'navel's like that too... disgusting. i saw that sitting on my counter at work. i even do the total pull back gross out face and like wince. seriously look at that for a long time and tell m you do not think that is even appropriate. i know i can not be the only one.

-so a certain friend who will remain nameless because i would not be an asshole to be like HEY GUESS WHAT but anyway so a certain person who is going to post secondary has found her self in a position where she needs to do a re-write of a mid term paper in her teachers office with just him because the re write is a favor as is because she did not know when the exam was as she missed a class and so anyway i asked if he offered an 'a' for a blow would she do it and she said yes and i high fived her and its cool because he aint married. i just thought that was funny.

i know this page is all tanya tanya lately eh. she is essentially a third in our relationship but we do not sleep with her but she is over and she sometimes helps clean and i always think that is nice ya but welcome tanya you owe me 40 bucks.
and speaking of tanya watch her and bees. she does this all the time. seriously. and if you listen you can hear me bitch about how loud she is... that is not if you are not loving tanyas laugh


-if you spill red whine on carpet and say the carpet is lighter in color a good little remedy i found on the internet that i would normally link but i can not even find that shit again but anyway just use dish soap and peroxide and just scrub. no certain amounts. just enough to cover the stain and bam gone. you will thank me when you spill wine i swear.

genoa turkey hair

-i hope everyone had a good thanksgiving dinner i did with my parents on sunday that was nice and i actually put gravy on my turkey for the first time i dunno when i was all little i never liked gravy not that i even tried it of course i just never tried it because it looked like shit to be blunt and i guess it just stuck that gravy=shit do not try shit eater and so i did not but this thanksgiving i was tired of just eating turkey with tons of salt so i added gravy and i am now like WOW FUCKING GRAVY IS AMAZING but only my moms see baby steps.
then on monday night i invited over tanya and elizabeth and nick over for a genoa thanksgiving because if i have something to be thankful for it is friends and genoa and wine but can you believe i forgot the wine i know but that is okay because i got all creative and made a genoa turkey

i could have made it better but that was done real quickly and i was like putting the salami out and then i thought lets form a turkey and quickly re arranged everything and that was the result and elizabeth squeeled so that means it looked like a turkey... i think. next time which i will not even wait for thanksgiving i will do a better turkey with parm. genoa, garlic genoa and a more dark hot genoa. it will be a fucking genoa gobble fest. hah. im hilarious.

-and i forget what day but shari came over to and we drank and pulled weeds. it was fun.

mind you i think shari got afraid for her hair because while we were doing what we do, bitch and tanya were in the bathroom doing this


and see i know shari like really well so i know that is her GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK smile and actually you can tell that that is the type of smile even if you did not know her because i am sure anyone would look the same if bitch approached you ya?

-bitch and i are going to victoria on the 27th. no reason. just because. and we get to go via helijet for free because that is me flexing my agent shit all peacock style.
and then we are going to stay here again for cheap because if you did not know agents get deals fuckers but not for everyone just me and who ever i sleep with sorry. and last time we stayed there i figured we would never be allowed again because we had a corner suite which has a big window and we pretended we were in the red light district and put an oral show on for people below and i learned bitch has gills.

moving brown memories

-on sunday we helped tanya move and i will be honest as much as i was like hey tanya no problem i fucking hate moving and you better like where you live tanya for a little while cause i am not going to help for a little while okay, okay. but really the only reason it sucked because it was raining (hows the box spring?) and meeting her new roommates was nice. they seem nice. TANYAAAAA LIVING WITH PAULADIAAAANNAAAAA
they do however though have this super nice cozy deck with sofas and ash trays and empty beer bottles like heaven essentially and i can not wait to invite myself over and make them my friends. they had jager on the counter so i know we will get along just fine.

-umm so ya how about that britney eh...

-i was going through pictures i will do that i will just sit there and look through pictures on my computer and even though i may have looked at them for like a long time but i will just keep looking through them and i came across this one of melize and me from about a year ago and i miss meliza. she was fun.

mind you parties with free beer were also fun so i could be clouded but i am pretty sure i love meliza.

-after years and years and years of having a black umbrella i used my new one which is brown and i tote felt gay. it is weird. glad i did not buy the pinkish red one i originally saw and i thought oh i can totally rock that i do not care about the color but if i felt gay with a brown umbrella i would have been like the blonde super fruit from queer eye with the pinkish red one ya...