melting the homos away...

-dearest ontario,
you can take back your fucking humidity it is disgusting and i do not like it. we will keep the sun because i like having summer and you can keep our rain we really do not want it mind you the forest fires could use it but i do not want it but please take your humidity back because when i am sleeping nude style with nothing and a fan blowing in my bodily direction and i am still sweating and i do not want to be touched that is not enjoyable or like when i ride the bus to work and some news reporter lady says that the temperature on the bus is equal to 46 degrees but actually feels like 150 that is not enjoyable especially being all dressed in business casual wear but more like fucking sweat wear ya that is not enjoyable and having to smell everyones odors so intesified ya gross and i have like really not got no tan going on because being outside is so draining but whatever that is why i am going out to surrey to my parents this weekend to visit my loving parental figures and engage in wonderful parent-son conversation as i take full fucking advantage of their pool.
xoxo
gossipgirl
ps- if this is what the east deals with every summer and then the harsh winters then you are all masocistic fuckers.


-here are some random shots from the folk fest where this weird wedding type people walked through the crowd



and off they go......



sunset through the trees... looked so much cooler in real life


(kael really does not have a huge mutated jay leno jennifer aniston chin that is just all shadow and lighting...)

-i have received my first 3 invites to pride parties today for this weekend but i am skipping all that shit and i will be hanging out in surrey because if you know me you know how i feel so i will not bore you with my rant so people please thank you for your invites but do not bother as i will be avoiding the homos this weekend as i will be sitting in a pool in quiet solitude drinking in celebration of my pride of being cool and wet not on denman cheering a float of gays in their underwear. i am not jaded i am just tired of the same thing over and over again.

remember that time...

-do not worry i was not a fucking idiot again and did not fall off stairs again i just wanted to post the picture because i think i look hot except for the slight formation of the double chin starting to protrude but that is because i am fat well i am feeling fat like beer bloat fat and then i bitch about it and then do nothing but that is not entirely true i DID do something i actually went running last week for like 15 minutes then i said fuck this and went home and poured myself a glass of rye on ice see that is my way of combating the fat i do not drink beer as much so i just drink rye straight up and i have been eating salads more too then for like 3 days my legs hurt from running and i even made sure to stretch but whatev i did it because i need to start running so i did a feeble run the first time to get one under the belt but now a week and a bit later with no run in between the first one under the belt has become lost under the belly slowing taking over the waistline and anything in its sight. i really do not understand how obese people can be comfortable the size they are and maybe they are not but once my view of my genitals is slightly obstructed to the tiniest degree i feel compelled to exercise or just starve myself. several weeks ago i was at my parents place helping them set up the above ground pool because thats how you do it in surrey and it was fucking hot and i said to my mom 'i am taking my shirt off but i warn you i have gained weight because of kael and his cooking' and my mom was like you know the typical mom and said some shit like ill love you any size you are and i took my shirt off and she said "oh...". thanks mom. then i was trying the wii fit for a while too and my friend skwirl and i have come to the conclusion the balance board is a fucking asshole and mean like it tells you are fat and when you step on it it says the same thing my mom does "OH". so the wii fit is no longer welcome in my apartment. BANNED. only i can call myself fat. i had perogies and a shared a pitcher of beer for dinner last night. fyi.

-anyfattyfattyfatfat i have been painting or trying to and this is the newest one:

it is entitled "the last gummybear" and i gave it to randyman because i have never seen a human being enjoy gummy bears to the length that he does. bucci flew to munich to go for 3 months and he took the painting with him to give to randyman for me. it is one of my favorites. i need to stop giving them away...
others...

you have may seen this one already...
well here is his brother...

i am working on a third one.

-i did volunteer at the folk fest this year and it was amazing and i have fallen in love with a new singer guy named Dan Mangan and i totally recommend him to anyone i love his voice so deep and raspy at times yet so awesome anyboner i totally am telling you to purchase (NOT DOWNLOAD support the guy) his EP called Roboteering and his new album Nice Nice Very Nice is coming out on the 11th. he is from bc and i can see why some many love this guy. every year i go i always seem to find one artist who i fall in love with and go nuts and this year the title goes to dan. thank you dan. ps. your cute.

(mos)q[uito/uesnel]

-i went to quesnel and met some people hey people and got hugs and laughs and questions of interest and all that fun stuff and it was good except for the fucking mosquitos they fucking love me. i attract everything i swear. i think even male mosquitos were tapping this even though they are techinically not supposed to and the only reason i know that is because this one sunday a couple of weeks ago i was really hungover and watching tv and the morning news ended and i could not be bothered to change the channel because that would have required movement but movement made banging noises in my head so i left it and a fishing show came on you know how sundays are so i left it because i did not want the poundbangpound in my head the host was so excited talking about mosquitos and if i could yell at him i would have but ya he told me males do not bite only females need blood to create eggs or some gross fucking reproductive shit like that... LOOK

AND NO THAT IS NOT BACK ACNE maybe one or two are but most of that shit are bites from moquitos and kael thinks even black flys were using some forks and knives on me. great. i love the interior and their fucking bugs so anyseguay i come home after said trip to find out parents are thinking of moving to williams lake?!@#! nice. i will just paint on deet. thanks guys. you better make me tons of fucking pre-made frozen meat loaf nicely packed in ice for the trip back if you ever expect me to visit you there.


dont fucking take pictures of me driving or the car goes into the ditch

we even hiked... i KNOW


the discovery of MACRO

cache creek


how YOU doin....