melting the homos away...

-dearest ontario,
you can take back your fucking humidity it is disgusting and i do not like it. we will keep the sun because i like having summer and you can keep our rain we really do not want it mind you the forest fires could use it but i do not want it but please take your humidity back because when i am sleeping nude style with nothing and a fan blowing in my bodily direction and i am still sweating and i do not want to be touched that is not enjoyable or like when i ride the bus to work and some news reporter lady says that the temperature on the bus is equal to 46 degrees but actually feels like 150 that is not enjoyable especially being all dressed in business casual wear but more like fucking sweat wear ya that is not enjoyable and having to smell everyones odors so intesified ya gross and i have like really not got no tan going on because being outside is so draining but whatever that is why i am going out to surrey to my parents this weekend to visit my loving parental figures and engage in wonderful parent-son conversation as i take full fucking advantage of their pool.
xoxo
gossipgirl
ps- if this is what the east deals with every summer and then the harsh winters then you are all masocistic fuckers.


-here are some random shots from the folk fest where this weird wedding type people walked through the crowd



and off they go......



sunset through the trees... looked so much cooler in real life


(kael really does not have a huge mutated jay leno jennifer aniston chin that is just all shadow and lighting...)

-i have received my first 3 invites to pride parties today for this weekend but i am skipping all that shit and i will be hanging out in surrey because if you know me you know how i feel so i will not bore you with my rant so people please thank you for your invites but do not bother as i will be avoiding the homos this weekend as i will be sitting in a pool in quiet solitude drinking in celebration of my pride of being cool and wet not on denman cheering a float of gays in their underwear. i am not jaded i am just tired of the same thing over and over again.