T is for tango

-one thing that has remained a constant is tango not that i would expect much from something that swims and suns itself in a tank that is kept in my room but he has always been there so that is nice but i dont talk much about him because he does not do tricks that wow me on a daily basis to talk about but there is something strangely satisfying about watching him swim back and forth like watching fish is supposed to be a stress reducer well i guess tango is like that but with a bit more of a personality but fucking thing has grown some claws ya.





and this was when he was not even 1 yr


i still think he is fucking cute and i love him tons just not super exciting in the frisbee way but i can get him to follow my finger because he thinks it is food when he is hungry but i would do the same trick if i were a turtle who was hungry who thought it saw food.

me day memory nay

-so weekend done and somewhat unscathed but that is okay me day was perfect after having a pretty excellent evening prior in the afternoon i went and gots m'hair did and then i went and shopped and i bought a couple tshirts and then you know what i totally bought another houndstooth hat but in olive color. pathetic. and then i went to zawas and ate and had a beer then went home and turned fucking ninja assasin tenchu style on the wii (!!!!) and then slept and woke up and played more and then slept. oh i also bought a new toque because the apartment has apparently swallowed my old one but then again i could have left it somewhere which is sorta like a neat seguay into the next thing and that...

is totally my memory. funny enough i mentioned it the other day but i think my brain is like no dude we dont function under certain situations like when bevys are included but not even to the point of absolute drunken stupidity then sleep like decent function and i know what i am doing then the next day its blank and then i see comments and call logs and am horrified because seriously if you know the shit that comes out of my mouth on a regular day ya well multiply that 4 thousand million times no joke friends usually do the NOW DONT MENTION [enter socially unacceptable topic that was shared with you in privacy] TONIGHT K!@#!$! and i nod and never remember if i did. i think i am figuring out the recipe for john doe state and that is mixing different races of drink. but my phone i need to fucking lock that thing or just turn it off when drinking because the call logs are the worst when you see who you called and call lengths so you know conversations were held and but nothing. hah. awesome. i did forget to take my remember fx on saturday... maybe thats my problem. i think i will invest in post it notes. lots of em. the multi colored neon ones. the bland yellow ones are totally gay and boring. i like color. they make you want to look at your notes and remember. and when your done remembering that note you take it down crumple it and then throw it away with satisfaction because you done remembering and no longer have to remember about that note. thats the best.

forgetting friday

-so you know those coldfx things you can buy well they believe it or not have remember fx and we got a bottle that came free with a bottle of cold fx that was purchased for the office and i noticed no one is taking the remember fx except me because i forget alot so i figure maybe if i take them i will remember shit and so i asked co worker ladies if i can take it home and one asked me ARE FORGETTING STUFF and i said yes and she asked WHAT ARE YOU FORGETTING and i said if i knew what i was forgetting then i would not have forgotten then correct and she said MAYBE YOU JUST MISSED IT and i said missed what? and she said what you had forgotten and i said what were we talking about to annoy her and she stopped talking but now i have a full bottle of remember fx. it is just ginseng or whatever but hey you never know. was that a punn...

oh and ps. i was talking with a lady client and she does not like valentines because is all single like and she said what she does is she goes out and buys stuff for herself on valentines day since no one else is buying her stuff and i said that is a good idea client lady i will do that too so tomorrow i am going to buy me bacon and buy me a haircut and buy me a bottle of something and buy whatever i like. happy valentines ME day!@#! or unless i find a random person to hug and buy me stuff.

chicken pizza and shell haha

-so i am back from mexico and it was fucking amazing and vanessa if you are reading this my phone so did not work down there until a person kindly pointed out that on the last day i was to manually switch the network or some bullshit... like MANUAL is that even a word these days but yes mexico was amazing and the highlite for me was chichen itza the mayan ruins and wow totally educational and touristy but i bought a book to learn more and then i even bought apocolypto because i get caught up with shit and go all out so i did and ya. amazing time happy birthday again inder shari bean and right on for flexing the birthday card as much as we could hello UPGRADES hah. this is just a small taste as inder totally has way more pictures and tons of us where we look so good in this small "colonial" town more like run down but i do not mean that in a bad way like i am better more so in a way that i am like what the fuck and where the fuck did we just get dropped off where blind beggars are being led by like 4 years old screeching about dinero but those will come ya.



RACCOOOOONNNNNSSSS!#!@ like were the resort mascots well not really but they were always running around at night time i wish they wore sweaters with the letter R on them that would have been cool.


-xel-ha where you do snorkel stuff and it was fun but it rained alot but we just stayed in the water and did not care.



-me and my fucking turtles....



-seriously google chichen itza and read you will be amazed and then read more on mayan stuff

-she was being bad so i banished her to underground... GO!!!!