Wednesday, February 07, 2007

changing the cough smell

-i have been refusing to change my blogger account to the new one because i hate change and all the time when i sign in it is like CHANGE TO THE NEW BLOGGER and i am like no i do not want to and anyway this morning it was like i had no option so i switched. and now it is asking for labels and stuff for my posts.?

-i have a cold. at least the beginning of one. its all cough cough OUCH as my lungs or chest hurt i dont know but my voice is all deep and sexy like i should be 6'7" weighing like 200 or whatever alot of pounds but and i am noticing ladies on the phone are all like HEEEYYYY and i am like hey. not interested. i would probably wanna sleep with me too if i heard how sexy i sounded.

-bitch is like attached to my laptop since we got the internet. no seriously. i came home last night and he was on the couch with the laptop and when i went to bed he was still on the couch with the laptop but he did get up once at one point when i tried to tell him how much i love him and how i almost dumped him when we first started going out because i did not think it was going to go anywhere and he was all disgusted by this and got up and left me on the couch alone and i was like WHAT THE FUCK because if he thought about obviously i fell for the stupid fucker and hi almost 3 years later... anyway we sorted that out. but the other night i was like you have not left the computer for 8 hours right and he said yes and i said you stink and he said EXCUSE ME LIKE WHAT and i said like filth that has been sitting in front of a computer playing on line games all day and he said again LIKE WHAT and i said CPU really slowly and i thought it was the funniest thing and i kept saying GET IT GET IT.... SEEEEE...PEEEEE..EWWWWWWW... and i would laugh. i am hilarious.

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