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-so i do not think i left my apartment at all this weekend maybe cept twice but that was for groceries (read: WINE!) and then the rest was sleeping like a fucking log or staring at my computer thinking off something to look at on the internet except porn because you can only watch so much porn before it gets boring or chafed whatever comes first so i did not do anything but i did get to develop a hatred for a neighborhood cat and if you know me you know i like cats love cats want cats but this cat no it was meowing so LOUD and in short quick bursts and it was fucking irritating and at first i was all fucking concerned like OMG IS IT DYING well after watching it walk back and forth i think the thing was just in heat but for fuck sake the WHOLE DAY well not the whole day but from 11-4 is still one massive bout of hornyness i think after 20 minutes of being in a state like that i would let whatever fuck me to put me out of my misery jesus at least i hope the cat is okay and was not dying because then i would feel bad that i sat up here the whole day wishing it would crawl into an engine somewhere...

-have i mentioned that tanya is working with me at the office true fucking story and right now she is still learning shit and i will say reassuring things to her like thats it good girl sit and no question is dumb question but inside i am thinking thoughts like these

hah no really she is good. PASSIVE PASSIVE PASSIVE!@#$!

-this is now where i will talk about mexico just to fucking rub it in that i am going and you are not unless you are shari because then you would be but if you are not shari then sorry but 2 more weeks and adios mi amigos enjoy the rain. i have been contemplating a fake base tan and then go do some shopping at places and be like DO YOU HAVE ANY SWIM SHORTS? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT THE SEASON? OH SORRY I KEEP FORGETTING NOT EVERYONE IS GOING AWAY SOMEWHERE NICE LIKE MEXICO. yes i am that annoying obnoxious for serious. i have been playing more of my spanish coach while on the can. i normally can breeze through a lesson in one movement.

-recipe of the week: twice battered deep fried perogies. it is as good as it sounds. i