fighting work nice shirt

-yesterday when bitch and i were coming home from work at our bus stop there was this olderish lady who was all walking in the middle of seymour st and there were some security guys from a and b sound trying to get her off the road and these people who were watching were bitching at each other cause this guy dressed in an orange dress shirt and bad tie bad hat was saying this lady needs help shes in distress blah blah and this one girl who was telling him to shut up ooh it was funny here is their dialogue

orange shirt guy: SHES IN DISTRESS SHE NEEDS HELP LEAVE HER ALONE

lipring girl: she probably stole something

orange shirt guy: HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE STOL SOMETHING WHAT IF THAT WAS YOUR
MOM OUT THERE?

lipring girl: that wouldnt be my mom cause my mom wouldnt do THAT

by this point the orange shirt guy is liking yelling in a really loud nasally voice

orange shirt guy: WHAT IF IT WAS?!?

lipring girl: I WOULD CALL HER AND TELL HER TO COME HOME...

then orange shirt guy mumbled something to her and she goes OH FUCK OFF NICE SHIRT!!!

it was fucking hilarious. i also found it funny that it took two police cars and a paddywagon for this lady.

oh and then yesterday bitch and i made our pilgramiage to the waldorf and on the way back there was this harsh drunk like 15 year old oh do not be surprised it is common in our neighborhood but anyway shes all yelling at her friends and then she runs over towards bitch and i and is saying to me ARE YOU THAT GUY COME HERE WANNA FIGHT or some shit and i just looked back at her and was like whatev and kept walking then she runs closer and i hear this so i turn around and shes like messed up in the face like ugly and drunk as fuck and shes like YOU CALL MY FRIEND A HO?! and i said YOU BETTER BACK THE FUCK UP and she says WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO HIT ME and i said I AINT HITTING ANYBODY AS LONG AS YOU BACK UP and her friend is yelling at her THATS NOT HIM GET BACK HERE and then she like walks off still yelling shit and right when we went in to our building bitch yells out FUCKING BITCHES and totally made the drunk yell her face off more but they were around the corner and could not see us. like bitch just had to get his two sense in. it was funny.

-then on thursday night i went with shari to a lezbian bachelorette party for anne and val and val has this hot brother from spain but they are english with fucking sexy acccents and sexy faces well tim did and val was all YOU FANCY MY BROTHER??? NO WAY?! it was funny and it was good times HOWEVER i missed the 2 hours finale of lost and that makes me sorta pissed but my dad was supposed to record it but for valid reasons was unable to get the full thing so if anyone knows where to find it on the net let me know pees and ques.

-what else what else OH its my 10 year reunion today!@# this should be really interesting and sorta funny because i do not even know who the girl is who is putting it together and i have a feeling theres gonna be a lot of that tonight and its at a pub and i was joking that i can not wait to show everyone what type of drinking problem i have developed over 10 years but i am HOPEFULLY gonna keep it in check because ya lets pass out at our 10 year thats nice.

-bitch just informed me that he "wishes there was a Subway in our bedroom" and i said "Subway?" , "ya in our bedroom because then it would be like so close... i want Subway." something tells me he is getting hungry.