-i do not like to admit it actually i really am not giving a sh!t but i like to watch television. it slowly drains all my creativity and liveliness but that is okay because there are certain programs that i must watch and the sacrifice of my creativity or any productivity is worth it... in no particular order:
1)America's Next Top Model
sadly like everyother homo out there i am hooked on this show. i am not even sure what the facination is but it is funny because it is probably about the straightest i will ever get is while watching that show because you will hear me utter things like "DAMN SHE IS HAWT" ..."PHEW SHE IS GOREEEEOUS" etc but then those 'male-het' comments are usually followed by "LOOK AT THOSE SHOES"... "THAT DRESS IS AMAZING LOOK HOW IT COMPLIMENTS HER FIGURE" so my fag'ness is quickly revalidated. i have even made my self unavailable at gapland on wednesday evenings so i can watch this program with bitch and a bottle of wine. sad but true...
2)What Not To Wear
i think since i work part time retail and in a clothing store i am sucked into this show so easily. the advice they give while trashing the persons style is like a huge bowl of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream... delicious. i think once again because i am a homo my fascination level is high with this show. stacey and clinton have even come out with a book full of there expertise advise. i am awaiting pay day. sad but true...
3)Extreme Makeover Home Edition
not much to say but when i watch it i cry. good weekly release. sad but true...
4)Lonely Planet
again, i believe due to my day time occupation (travel agency) i can not help but watch this show but the thing is when i am watching it i am always all angry like that the weird guy with the accent can have such a great job of traveling and getting drunk in places like tokyo and crazy ass locations like that. but do not get me wrong the travel aspect is neat but how in the fuck did he get the job. asshole.
5)The Surreal Life
watch the new season with janice dickenson and peppa from salt and peppa. you will understand... nuff said.
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