filling the gay snappy

-i have been so crazy busy lately since i am leaving in a week which is crazy in itself because hello i just came back from time off but oh well i am not complaining because i will take the two weeks off and pretend what it would be like to be unemployed traveling the states via RV but i will be one of those special umemployed people that has money in my account and nobody can figure out why or how or why and i am all like I WILL NOT TELL YOU and it is because i am a dealer but not really that is what i secretly tell people to hide the fact that i am actually a stripper at a high class strip joint and i have mastered the tape the cock back to make it look like i am just a women with a puffy bush and then i make thousands and do not tell people but if i do i tell them i am a dealer... of bush. bitch says i have a large bush which could possibly be seeing that once i got into this relationship i was all like FUCK GROOMING since i have someone who will like it or not still go down and do his deed that he is there for to do. whoa that sentence was wrong in so many ways... meaning grammar. and double whoa because that was all filler since i have nothing to talk about since my life is work sleep work work sleep work. and work. mind you the fact about my bush is all pending on perspective. i think it is fine. bitch thinks its full. hes the only one that gets close up visits though...


-so i was walking to work and this story was the front page of the vancouver province and i was like WHAT THE FUCK because it is so stupid to be front page like HELLO some granny got her ass kicked at surrey central sky train by a bunch of kids and instead we have some fag on the front page bitching about being too gay and being forced on paid time off from his law firm. hello gay man maybe you should stop dressing 'snappy' and smiling in that faggot way that you do. he claims he does not talk about his sex life at work but is called gay!!! okay... i talk about cock more than i talk about talk but some still confuse me for straight (HAH....suckers).
whatever my favorite part of the article is:

"On Monday, managing partner William Westeringh and Briante's mentor
visited him at his Kitsilano home and gave him a pamphlet on mental illness and
counselling offered through the firm."

how could you be showing your face back to work once your mentor has given you a brochure on being retarded. HERE LET THE FIRM HELP YOU AND YOUR GAY WAYS!!! fags...