dating santa

-on the weekend i decided to go on an 'artist's date' and that is where you dedicate like an hour plus of time to yourself and go out and do something that will inspire you creatively and i am not meaning masturbating as that takes like 5 minutes if your good at what you do and thinking up fantasies of mr.hot-suit-man on the 5th floor does not count as that is not creative it is lust and lust is bad like being gay so anywayanyway i went to my most favoritestest gallery called ayden gallery and i love it there and i am determined to get my artwork in there one day even it if means sneaking in there and randomly hanging it up with no one to notice. one day i will be famous. i totally recommend people who have an ounce of creative juices in them to go have an artist's date and go home and do whatever it is you do that is creative. i painted from 6pm to 10pm and i loved it. if i lived in the ayden gallery i would be famous by now. i am not wanting fame to be all rich and powerful but i mean hello that would be nice it is just that i am really self absorbed and i want people to recognize me now whether they like me or not that is a different story and i do not care. i think this all stems from elementary school and being all small and not ever being noticed. wow i feel like i should be lying on a couch paying some overpriced doctor to tell him why i want to be famous but now i do not need to because i just did it with the help of blogger thanx blogger.

-has anyone seen the new commercials with the hot looking santa man and it is for fido phones or something but um hello who gave fido permission to re-paint the image of santa from fat old man who laughs and makes his belly move to a hot looking 20 something with a bad beard but you can tell underneath he is like sexy good looking if he dyed his hair back to a normal color not bimbo blond.. here is the webpage and you can see the adds and bitch is like he is soooo not good looking but i am thinking otherwise. maybe i am just a sucker for argyle i do not know. no point to this but i just want you to know i have now thought about santa in the most dirtiest way possible and i should not get any presents and by not getting any presents i mean have that actor who plays santa tied and gagged under my tree. naked... okay no that is mean. we will allow him to still have his sweater since i think that is the initial source of my attraction.some bad joke about santa's 'sack' just came to mind but i will spare you...