-so sometimes bitch and i act like total fags and become all melodramatic for no reason like if i come into the apartment after work and i do not kiss him hello right away he pretends our relationship is in a complete downward spiral to despair and anguish and so last night we got into bed and i noticed there was quite a gap between us and here was our conversation:
me: [sigh] you are so far away from me bitch... it is like we are drifting apart... i do not even know you anymore
bitch: ya we are drifting away from eachother like ... like two doves in the pond...
me: ........
bitch: .....
me: ... um what are the doves doing in the pond?
bitch: ... uh swimming?
me: ... do you mean swans?
bitch: ya whatever sorry.
me: ... hey no worries its not my fault youre an idiot and i am posting this tomorrow.
2)he has incredible fashion sense
how could you not love that....?
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