digging towards the reno love

-i love that jane fonda said cunt on tv and everyone is like WHOA YOU CANT SAY THAT which i understand you can not but it is still funny that she did not even flinch when saying but merideth had this look of OH MY GAWD but at the same time you can tell she wanted to high five the bitch. i do not like to say that word though because i think it is a vile sounding word not bad just vile sounding but if i do say it i say it with a K because it is not as vile.

-rizza not to gush about your child but i love your child as well and how can you not ya


-oh its valentines. bitch knows i can not stand this day so i surprised him with a tiffanys ring hahahah no no i am not an idiot i just bought him a 6 inch teddy bear from shoppers but he loves it none the less and i got nothing. love you bitch.

-i am in love with tv these days. not actual emotional love just absolute tie the rubber band around my arm because lost and big brother are amazing in that DO NOT BLINK until commercials way. i am proud to see big brother realized there are gay people out there that are not complete and total nelly fucking twinky fags or just obnoxious fat flamboyant balding people. and lost... i do not know where to begin. and then my week will get even better because top model is starting because i am a total nelly fucking twinky fag inside that loves that show too.

-i am planning a trip in april to florida. fort lauderdale. sunshine. then in august i am nurturing my microscopic gambling addiction that i got from my mother along with her fucking things and going to reno with ma and pa and bitch. i mean 99cent breakfasts and keno all at the same table. hello. i know people think RENO??? yes reno because i can not afford vegas because vegas is expensive and overwhelming. and i know reno inside and out since i have been going since i was 14 when my mom would want to go but dad would be all I AM BUSY DEAR and then next thing you know it i am on a plane going with her to keep her company but i would not really keep her company because i would hang out in the arcades and only see her when we went to eat or if i needed more quarters. whoa i am going into memory lane and when i was 16 and went she promised when i turned 21 she would take me again and she did and this is from when i turned 21 and she held good to her promise and i got drunk and SUPER sunburnt(notice pink skin) and i had to sit in a tub of cold water and shiver to feel better. ahh reno.