shaking the kitty return

-i decided not to post in april because i did not want to so i did not but i will now again and i try to not to care that i do not post but i guess because i have posted about my life and its non-exciting'nessess for long times that i can not let go so i guess here i go again.

-so i can totally guess actually i _know_ that obviously buddy who lives above me has a new girlfriend or something cause a certain someone is banging something for a couple of nights now around like 12midnight and in all honesty i am thinking this is the first time i have had to deal with someone above me banging the shit out of something and all i hear is squeek squeek squeeek of headboards and bed frames and so on and its fun to listen to the rhythm speed up and decrease like uh oh someone is getting tired but that is because i am a loser and so nosey on other peoples lives but that is okay and then round like 1205am there is a little gross female yelp like she stubbed her vagina toe. then i turn the radio up and then go to sleep.

-i am master housesitter as i have stated before and this time it was for rodney and kristen because they went down to mexico and please do not even go near the swine flu for H1N1 SUPER DUPER VIRUS A GRAD 2009 i am tired of talking about that shit so please do not bring up the fact that peopler are dying but IN MEXICO who probably thought they just had a cold and did nothing then died BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DEATH IN THE U.S.A ya that is right i forgot about that oh thats right she was a MEXICAN BABY visiting anyway perportions are blown wide me thinks but ANYWAY so i house sat and they have two kitties named titus and amelia and i love them i am uncle jared to them


and i couldnt figure out why my earphones were chewed up...




amelia is an ice cream whore. so is kael. they got along well. except when ice cream was present. but kael was nice and let her share the stick

titus' impersonation of fags... haaaayyyy

i got to live at their super nice place for a week and i got to walk to work which was nice rather than ride transit where people are fucking disgusting and sneeze on you when the H1N1 SUPER DUPER VIRUS A GRAD 2009 is around but ya that was cool so is their patio and their gay neighbors who shower with their window open so you can sorta peak and see their upper half lathering up and then they see you staring and it is an awkward moment but you do not care because it was free.

-tanya was moving out of her place with her boyfriend and last saturday they had a party summer themed and we did the shaky faces photos and i do not have all of them because i have some classic pictures

see we are not retarded faced like normal that is a shaky face and i like how jenna's boob got in on the action too.