-where has the week and a half gone and i am not too sure but it has flown by and wow. i got a budha board from a friend on the weekend and it is great for bathrooms i am thinking it is like an etch-a-sketch but with water and when the water dries the board is clear again and you can go back to painting rude and graphic images while partaking in bowel movements. fun. ALSO i went to value village on the weekend and i got one of the uncle john bathroom readers and they are great because they have stupid facts that you would not really care about but are SUPER AMAZING when you are confined to the toilet like 13 something thousand of the people who have been abducted by aliens are women. like normally i would be like WHO CARES but while sitting there pondering whether you shoud wipe now or later just in case there is that one that usually waits to last minute before coming then that information is like WOWOWOW I DID NOT KNOW THAT. i think i may include a new segment to my blog now called BOWELEDGEMENT it is the word bowel and knowledge and ment all put together. i am smart today.
-i scraped my hands the other night because i went to a bbq at a friends house and i got there by riding my bike and on the way home i was a little tipsy but i made it all the way from gastown to east van and that is good for semi-drunk bmx'r and right when i get a block away from my place i hit a curb all funny like and landed on my hands. they hurt something bad but i forgot about it and fell asleep. i woke up saturday and i was like I AM NOT FOLDING CLOTHES TODAY and i called crapland and said I AM NOT FOLDING CLOTHES TODAY and did not goto work. so i sat and watch flight 93 on A&E and i started to get all emotional watching it so i went for a smoke and then came back in and continued to watch and continued getting emotional because i was unable to find the remote. when i did i was just in time for celebrity duets which i love for only one reason and that is little richard because that guy should be dead but he is not and he randomly yells SHUT UP like a bad case tourettes. hes is the grandfather of fabulousnesseness not richard simons as some people think and when i say some people i am meaning the fat ones sweating to the oldieeeeesss.
-there have been some great drunken photoshots at my apartment within the last week and when i am not crazy and busy i will post them they are great at least we found them great because we were in them and we were tossed!@!
-i am just wanting to post to be like I AM ALIVE. tada. and melissa i recognize your comment too i just forgot. maybe you should call me huh maybe?
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