Thursday, August 16, 2007

anciently greying gifts

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-last week i almost fell out of my chair well i did at one point but that is not what i am refering too but i was looking for some song okay i wont lie it was some song of justin timberlakes old album justified and while i was looking on soulseek i found a song that i totally used to dance too and own and made my anthem.
JUSTIFIED AND ANCIENT by KLF holy shit what a great song especially with tammy wynette and she is like STAND BY YOUR JAM and i always pictured her standing by a case of jars with jam but i know they are refering to the song as JAM because in the 90's they did that you know. anyway it is a great song. i have always wondered where the fuck MOOMOO LAND was though. and if they are so old and ancient why are they driving an ice cream van? i do not care. sing it tammy. i am listening to it right now at work and i can not hear if the phones ring i guess i will know when my co worker throws post it note pads at me. she does that to get my attention. also i remember when this came out people were like KLF and TAMMY ... TOGETHER? it is like timbaland and celine. insanity.

-i just came back from the bathroom at work and i am all like WTF because i just found this huge patch of grey or white hair well not like a HUGE PATCH but more than 5 strands and i knew i had one or two but now there are more and right before i turn 27 which i think is sorta hot in that i will look more sophisticated type way but still holy shit i feel ancient. hah. totally todays word of the day.
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mind you i know if i were this guy reading this i would be all SHUT THE FUCK UP like when i skinny person says they feel fat and a fat person just glares at them. i think i have talked about that before. is there a scientific word for this other than self absorbed asshole?

-i have a feeling this weekend will be fun. new pictures and new stories. my parents are going away for a road trip to vegas and reno and i am going over to see them tomorrow because they are away for my birthday and i like to believe i am their fave so i am going to go say bye before they leave on saturday morning and by say bye i mean see what they are going to give to me for my birthday.

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