mahalo me

-last couple of days i am not liking life due to personal shit but then again i should be happy because yesterday it is all confirmed that bitch and i are going to hawaii... it is going be like the brady bunch goes to hawaii but instead of a family of incestuous children who whine and stuff it will just be two homos. i am excited though. we will be all leaving in may for about 8 days. 2 days in honolulu, 4 days in kapalua and then 2 days in kihea. i am seriously loving my job for the perks. so palm tress make me smile but right now i am not happy.

-then there was valentines day and i am one of those people that hates the day and i am not all like VALENTINES WAS CREATED BY CARD COMPANIES type of hate i just hate seeing some many googly eyed women walking around with roses and shit blabbing about how wonderful their man is while he is all probably at work having his assistant perform some massive blow job but ya the mushy shit pisses me off and plus bitch and i were not on good terms so friend shari came to the rescue and surprised me with chocolate and we told eachother that we are each others permanent valentines foreverever since we have been like for 10 years already. she rawks.

-you know how everybody who has a digital camera and a computer always take one of those self-taken-picture-using-the-bathroom-mirror shot and i did some realizing i am not cool because i do not have one of them shots. i am usually slow with the uptake so here is my self-taken-picture-using-the-bathroom-mirror shot.



it was actually sorta hard to get it right because i kept taking shots of my crotch and shit and i was like what am i doing whatev... actually i feel a little bit better after some random vanity.