pri-des-hame

-i was going to do a whole long winded post about how i can not tolerate gay pride because it is this weekend and every year when i am like okay maybe i will go check it out and maybe i will surprised but when i say surprised i should type UTTERLY FUCKING ANNOYED at some (not all) of the shit that parades down the street because all they are doing is perpetuating the whole fucking generalization of homo's and the stereotypes they fight all year long to go against saying we are equal to everybody else but i am sorry fag person everybody else does not have a parade to stomp down the street in a faux fur speedo bottom wearing a straw cowboy hat with feather boa wrapped around you as you are waving a dildo in the air. do not get me wrong gays are cool sometimes but i am not into the whole WERE QUEER AND WE ARE HERE and i am like i am too douchebag but i am used to it and when i am unhappy i drink. there done. oh oh oh and do not get me started on how half the people in the parade, watching the parade and running the parade are operating on 0 hours of sleep because they were up all night at the after hours dancing around while 'bumping' k and e and dropping down a couple of vials of g while sipping an alcoholic drink because hey that is the best combination for coma right?? right!! lets do more. oh and while were are over consuming our recreational narcotics lets stick our hands down this young unsuspecting individuals pants because he wont mind because he looks gay and that is what us gay people do. whatever.

i know if you are gay reading this you are like you are an asshole and maybe i am but i have been in the seedy underbelly of the gay nightlife and i am appalled at how the majority of that seedy underbelly is actually during the daylight hours running pride and saying BE PROUD. of what... you you drugged up promisicuous old creepy fag. i do not think so.
i am grateful that i can walk down some streets holding bitches hand and only getting slurred at(as opposed to getting my face kicked in). i am grateful that when i came out my parents did not turn me around and say get out of our lives. i am grateful that i can marry bitch if i ever become crazy enough to do so. i am grateful for certain aspects of being apart of the gay world and there are some very worthy causes and events this weekend. i am not proud of half the gay population out there who just use this weekend as an excuse to do an extra bump of k because they do not have to work on monday.

i mean hey i will probably use it as an excuse to drink an extra 12 pack but at least i eat and get sleep doing what i am doing...

happy fucking pride fags.