-i am housesitting and everytime i housesit for skwirl the building is visited by fire trucks but thankfully it is not due to my pyro tendacies. this time i was sitting on the couch watching tv and i went out for smoke and when i go out the people across the way are trying to start their bar-b-q and when they get it lit all of a sudden a huge flame grows and just keeps burning. i sorta watched in a half daze not really caring and then one of them noticed me and was all HEY ANY IDEA WHAT TO DO... and i just shrugged and said turn the gas off and they said they had then i said stand back just in case and then they stopped talking to me which is fine. cut to 25 minutes later the thing is still shooting flames and fire trucks show up. it was funny watching 4 firemen deal with one out of control bar-b-q. they were not even hawt.
-for some reason i am all about deep frying shit well not actual shit but food but a variety of food which for some reason i thought of randomly when i was hung over but i took perogies and boiled them then battered them with egg and rolled them in cracker crumbs with garlic salt and deep fried it and jesus H christ that was good eating... then yesterday i tried the same but with tortellini and that was so good too and then i weighed myself and i have jumped to 143 pounds. last time i weighed myself was when i last house sat in november and i was a mere 125 pounds... i am like american and shit. SUPER SIZE!@#
-the cats though... driving me crazy. they are cute, and i love cats but the one needy cat will pounce on me like at 6:30 in the morning each day... its crazy and sits and purrs and meows in my face and so i think he is hungry and i check the bowl and it is full and the water bowl is full and then i check the cat box thinking maybe he is not liking the fullness of it but it isnt full because i cleaned the other night. he just wants attention at 6:30 in the morning. fucking thing... its too cute to throw across the room so i just lightly pet him which quiets him down and then eventually roll out of bed looking for coffee only to find decaf in the cupboards.
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