Friday, April 07, 2006

experiencing crazy scars

-last night i got to work with a new manager lady in theGAP and she is totally nice and cool and at one point i was like YOU WOULD BE FUN TO DRINK WITH and she laughed and said i was good looking and that she is fun to drink with. i like random compliments. and it made me think i like meeting new people and drinking with them because then they get to experience the ultimate experience which is me passing out randomly somewhere and then the next day they are all like WHOA LAST NIGHT YOU FELL ASLEEP AT THE PUB STANDING UP WHILE TALKING TO ME IT WAS SO WEIRD and i am like TOTE I DO IT ALL THE TIME and then i party with new friends but then old friends start to think i hate them but i do not hate them it is just that they have already experienced that ultimate experience so when i start to fall asleep while drinking they are like THERE HE GOES AGAIN so that is no fun. i like the idolization of my sleeping habit i do not want to be pah-say.

-i was just waiting for the elevator downstairs and i heard some lady talking with some guy saying the only reason she does crosswords is because she does not want to become crazy when she is older and she can not stand doing crosswords but it is 'preventive maintance' so she does not become crazy...... um ya


-i think girls liking hockey is so the new pink. i walked by a group of about 5 ladies and they were all babbling about some shoot out and i was thinking WHOA these chicks are talking about some massive gun fight they are HARDCORE and then another one pipes up about how vancouver better beat calgary or no playoffs and i realized they are all squeeling about hockey.


-i received some email from a friend from way back who lives in eugene oregon and it totally made me all nastalgic and remembering things so i decided to pull out a cd that has tons of old pictures from like 2000-2003 and i came across this sweet picture of me and when i thought i was mr.gymnastics on a trampoline and this was the result.
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sexy huh? i hoped it would scar all cool like and people could then call me scarface and then i would have a pet tiger and dip my face in a huge mountain of coke on my desk but it did not. boooooo.
expect more random pictures of days gone by. some are really fun.


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