social narcolepsy: picture post

-so remember how i was all saying i love my new camera well i love my new camera and to prove it i am going to do a post done by pictures and typity words... and GO
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so it was the night of the top model premier and bitch and i are getting ready to watch and bitch is bored before the show and takes my camera and please excuse those horrid things in my ear because i had lost one of my tunnels and i need to keep them all stretchy stretchy and those were all i had...bleh

and then takes a picture of himself...
...then we remembered that anika, ameda and lil cutey pie ciema were coming over. which they did

and we set up a drawing blanket area thingy for ciema...the turtle was my touch

then bitch posed with ciema and bitch looks like he is gaining weight in the face. i will dump him if he gets fat. i swear...

and since i did not need my old camera because i hated it and replaced it i gave my old one to anika because on new years she left hers in a cab and lost it so i felt bad and i told her ANIKA THIS CAMERA IS A PIECE OF SHIT THO but she still took it so that is her being happy about the new piece of shit camera

then i played hide and seek with ciema and my camera...

and then i posed with ciema well not pose just took a picture and my mouth makes me look retarded

and then ciema crawled around with the turtle on her back. it was too fucking cute...

then ciema and anike tote danced it up

then bitch got in on the action and was all like STRETCH MOFOS CAUSE WE GONNA ROLL AROUND

and they rolled around

and momma ameda watched and laughed

and then they left and all that picture taking wore me out and i fell asleep... nice position. no wonder i wake up all sore and shit sometimes....
FFW >>
last night i came home from work and i was bored because bitch was already in bed and i am all like ITS ONLY 10:00pm so i drank and took pictures of shit