-i guess when your foot is all not proper and you are stuck inside and nothing to do but watch tv that is riddled with tyra talk shows with drag queens impersonating said tyra and maurey doing DNA tests proving that one man was the father of one of your twins but the other twin was fathered by another person (which is absolutely fucked meaning, chicky poo did the dirty wit' her ol man n than gone out and banged her a nudder kid and both of dem der sperms met up and won the fight together makin twin babyz wit seperate daddies!@# yeehaw.) for a week straight, that it is bound for you to go stir crazy at the first onze of alcoholic intake. we had friends keenan and jer over and we were going to go to a festival of animation but we started drinking and realized we had missed the show time so we drank more and played poker and bitch became uber-obnoxious-drunk-handicap-man... but it did not effect his poker skills because he ended up winning most of the money but then promptly walked (sans crutch... ::rolls eyes::) to the bedroom, shut the door and started groaning super loudly. what the F?! it was bizarre. i slept on the couch because 1)it is comfortable 2)i was pissed that bitch kept throwing my smokes around the room and 3)bitch kept groaning in his drunken sleep. he needed to get out of the house so we walked to the beer and wine store the next day.
-thanks to keenan and jer for the new lights!@# and sorry keenan that bitch lacks all patience and could not wait but HAD to have the light installed right away. i appreciate the blantent use of your extreme towering height. we will attempt spike and mikes again.
- pootie tang...sad da tay!@#
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