Friday, November 18, 2005

client x

-dear client x...

i am unsure what has happened since we last spoke...

i can try and guess several reasons of your complete mood shift:

-you had a sudden inspirational move to the side of becoming a friendly drunk,
-you decided you like men and have seen how utterly attractive i am and realized getting close
to 'tap' this requires respect and friendly talk
-you have dislodged whatever was stuck up your extremely tight anus
or
-that you merely realized you were treating people like complete shitheads for no reason and saw that you were getting no where with such an attitude.


whatever the reason i am implore you to keep it up because dealing with you the last several days has become 200% easier and more enjoyable especially when you crack jokes about stupid you can be... well, it makes my heart smile that there are such internal realizations happening within yourself. i do look forward to booking your flights in the future.

however if you decide to take on the roll of 'absolute dick head' again i implore you to deal with someone else as i will resort back to yelling and screaming outright offensive names in long run on sentences that make no sense... after i hang up with you.

<3
-j

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